Just came across this Jamb Expo question 2012.

Date: 07-04-2012 6:23 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Andrew
- at 7-04-2012 06:23 PM (9 years ago)
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1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

(2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive (a)Dame Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

(3) Who Strike pass (a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head (a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

(5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone (a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry

(6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is (a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken

(7) What is the difference between copy-copy and giraffing. Explain clearly in your computer sheet!!!

(8) I have a dream is to Luther king as I have no shoes is to ….. (a) GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ

(9) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos…

(10) What is the plural form of GARRI (a) gaaris (B)garried (B) garium

(11) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year? (a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

(12) If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it have taken if he wore TOMS?”

(13) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take ?=3.14)

(14)How does Wizkid Pronounce 'H'.( a) Hage (B) aij (c)hesh

(15) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(16) Which university has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent (a)Ebus (B)Unijos (c)Uniabj

(17) JAMB: “I saw you in 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, & 2002. Why are you here again”?

(18) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
 This is your year of Admission Good luck!!!

Posted: at 7-04-2012 06:23 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- osupia at 7-04-2012 06:47 PM (9 years ago)
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first..............mr eze is going to the market.......................he is going
ada is running...................she is running
obi is coming .................he is coming  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-04-2012 06:47 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- p4490758 at 8-04-2012 12:32 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: osupia on  7-04-2012 06:47 PM
first..............mr eze is going to the market.......................he is going
ada is running...................she is running
obi is coming .................he is coming  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thats why una dey fell exam..when they ask you simple thing you go dey answer another thing...
Posted: at 8-04-2012 12:32 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deboalabi262 at 8-04-2012 03:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Jambites take note....

Posted: at 8-04-2012 03:10 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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