Why I fired my Secretary

Date: 26-06-2007 9:31 am (15 years ago) | Author: Chika
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- at 26-06-2007 09:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .
Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy
Birthday.

And I just sat there...

On the couch...



Naked.

Posted: at 26-06-2007 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Yinka at 27-06-2007 11:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Oh men!!!
Posted: at 27-06-2007 11:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- phatboy at 1-07-2007 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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lol lol am rolling with laughter u r really crazyyyyyyyy Cheesy Smiley
Posted: at 1-07-2007 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Dguy at 1-07-2007 06:24 PM (15 years ago)
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but it happens though

Posted: at 1-07-2007 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Creamish at 2-07-2007 04:44 PM (15 years ago)
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If u were d one, wuld u think she was giving u green light? Wuld u av accepted her invitation?
Posted: at 2-07-2007 04:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- jessetega at 5-08-2007 07:02 AM (15 years ago)
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dat was realy huge
Posted: at 5-08-2007 07:02 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Qsteve at 8-08-2007 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Oh God, thats extreme. i too would fire her.
Posted: at 8-08-2007 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kutey at 10-08-2007 12:01 AM (15 years ago)
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just becos u think she is giving u the green light, doesnt mean he should cheat! or think abt it.
Posted: at 10-08-2007 12:01 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- beekay at 10-08-2007 04:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Holy Christ! That man must be one horny man. He no even waste time at all. He must have tried to disappear i guess. Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2007 04:50 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ludhenry at 12-08-2007 05:21 AM (15 years ago)
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i really have pity on this guy. the wife and the children went too far. only JESUS would have refused that that temptation.
Posted: at 12-08-2007 05:21 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- mimiko at 14-08-2007 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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serves him right bloody cheat!
Posted: at 14-08-2007 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- LadyC at 23-08-2007 03:51 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked No way. He was a fool.  There were no signs that she wanted to have sex with him.  Just cause she invited him over and said excuse me I need to step in the bedroom for a minute.  That don't mean she wanted to have intercourse with her boss.  Is she did it would of started the minute they walked in the door right on that sofa. But of course there will be mixed emotions on this subject. Undecided
Posted: at 23-08-2007 03:51 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- preada200 at 7-11-2007 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Man! You need to discipline yourself. You must not allow yourself to be controlled by what you should control.  This is act of indiscipline. Embarrassed

For we women, let's be careful.  If we are unable to fulfil our obligation as wives, then another woman out there will do it for us.  We should always be ready to say something SWEET to our husbands EVERYDAY and mark those remarkable days in their lives. Be the first to remind him of those special days in his life.
Posted: at 7-11-2007 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- 14_Inches_Long at 25-12-2008 10:56 PM (13 years ago)
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This is just too crazy of the secretary, why on earth must a man be treated like this. Sometimes women go too far. What on earth was she trying to achieve?? I would never forgive any lady that plan this kind of disgrace for me. I would not only sack her, I would also set her up if I know her boyfriend.

I do not blame the man at all. Body no be wood now. If someone gives you FOC (Free Of Charge) food for chop how you go refuse am? AWUF no dey run belle now.

This is the most criminalstic and Judastic way of damaging another person's marriage. If I were to be in this man's shoe, my punishment would also be for my wife for coniving with my secretary to humilation an innocent man, I would use my constitutional right as the husband and I would dissolve the house with immediate alakrity.
 

14_Inches_Long.
Posted: at 25-12-2008 10:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 25-12-2008 11:28 PM (13 years ago)
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ol boy u dey talk grammar o
Posted: at 25-12-2008 11:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Samsong at 26-12-2008 03:52 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm.
Posted: at 26-12-2008 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 11:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 25-12-2008 10:56 PM
This is just too crazy of the secretary, why on earth must a man be treated like this. Sometimes women go too far. What on earth was she trying to achieve?? I would never forgive any lady that plan this kind of disgrace for me. I would not only sack her, I would also set her up if I know her boyfriend.

I do not blame the man at all. Body no be wood now. If someone gives you FOC (Free Of Charge) food for chop how you go refuse am? AWUF no dey run belle now.

This is the most criminalstic and Judastic way of damaging another person's marriage. If I were to be in this man's shoe, my punishment would also be for my wife for coniving with my secretary to humilation an innocent man, I would use my constitutional right as the husband and I would dissolve the house with immediate alakrity.
 

14_Inches_Long.
all this many many oyibo for this simple joke? guy you harsh ohhhhh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2008 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 28-12-2008 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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big time
Posted: at 28-12-2008 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 29-12-2008 06:43 AM (13 years ago)
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dis is funny
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 29-12-2008 06:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 25-12-2008 10:56 PM
This is just too crazy of the secretary, why on earth must a man be treated like this. Sometimes women go too far. What on earth was she trying to achieve?? I would never forgive any lady that plan this kind of disgrace for me. I would not only sack her, I would also set her up if I know her boyfriend.

I do not blame the man at all. Body no be wood now. If someone gives you FOC (Free Of Charge) food for chop how you go refuse am? AWUF no dey run belle now.

This is the most criminalstic and Judastic way of damaging another person's marriage. If I were to be in this man's shoe, my punishment would also be for my wife for coniving with my secretary to humilation an innocent man, I would use my constitutional right as the husband and I would dissolve the house with immediate alakrity.


haba
na wethin now
 Grin Grin Grin
 

14_Inches_Long.
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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