Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Posted: at 26-06-2007 09:31 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
No way. He was a fool. There were no signs that she wanted to have sex with him. Just cause she invited him over and said excuse me I need to step in the bedroom for a minute. That don't mean she wanted to have intercourse with her boss. Is she did it would of started the minute they walked in the door right on that sofa. But of course there will be mixed emotions on this subject.
Posted: at 23-08-2007 03:51 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
preada200 at 7-11-2007 02:49 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Man! You need to discipline yourself. You must not allow yourself to be controlled by what you should control. This is act of indiscipline.
For we women, let's be careful. If we are unable to fulfil our obligation as wives, then another woman out there will do it for us. We should always be ready to say something SWEET to our husbands EVERYDAY and mark those remarkable days in their lives. Be the first to remind him of those special days in his life.
Posted: at 7-11-2007 02:49 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
14_Inches_Long at 25-12-2008 10:56 PM (15 years ago) (m)
This is just too crazy of the secretary, why on earth must a man be treated like this. Sometimes women go too far. What on earth was she trying to achieve?? I would never forgive any lady that plan this kind of disgrace for me. I would not only sack her, I would also set her up if I know her boyfriend.
I do not blame the man at all. Body no be wood now. If someone gives you FOC (Free Of Charge) food for chop how you go refuse am? AWUF no dey run belle now.
This is the most criminalstic and Judastic way of damaging another person's marriage. If I were to be in this man's shoe, my punishment would also be for my wife for coniving with my secretary to humilation an innocent man, I would use my constitutional right as the husband and I would dissolve the house with immediate alakrity.
14_Inches_Long.
Posted: at 25-12-2008 10:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 28-12-2008 11:11 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 25-12-2008 10:56 PM
This is just too crazy of the secretary, why on earth must a man be treated like this. Sometimes women go too far. What on earth was she trying to achieve?? I would never forgive any lady that plan this kind of disgrace for me. I would not only sack her, I would also set her up if I know her boyfriend.
I do not blame the man at all. Body no be wood now. If someone gives you FOC (Free Of Charge) food for chop how you go refuse am? AWUF no dey run belle now.
This is the most criminalstic and Judastic way of damaging another person's marriage. If I were to be in this man's shoe, my punishment would also be for my wife for coniving with my secretary to humilation an innocent man, I would use my constitutional right as the husband and I would dissolve the house with immediate alakrity.
14_Inches_Long.
all this many many oyibo for this simple joke? guy you harsh ohhhhh
Posted: at 28-12-2008 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
This is just too crazy of the secretary, why on earth must a man be treated like this. Sometimes women go too far. What on earth was she trying to achieve?? I would never forgive any lady that plan this kind of disgrace for me. I would not only sack her, I would also set her up if I know her boyfriend.
I do not blame the man at all. Body no be wood now. If someone gives you FOC (Free Of Charge) food for chop how you go refuse am? AWUF no dey run belle now.
This is the most criminalstic and Judastic way of damaging another person's marriage. If I were to be in this man's shoe, my punishment would also be for my wife for coniving with my secretary to humilation an innocent man, I would use my constitutional right as the husband and I would dissolve the house with immediate alakrity.
haba na wethin now
14_Inches_Long.
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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No way. He was a fool. There were no signs that she wanted to have sex with him. Just cause she invited him over and said excuse me I need to step in the bedroom for a minute. That don't mean she wanted to have intercourse with her boss. Is she did it would of started the minute they walked in the door right on that sofa. But of course there will be mixed emotions on this subject. 
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