Escaping Prisoner... (Page 2)

Date: 12-04-2012 4:50 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- ANELEEVEREST at 12-05-2012 11:43 AM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
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- solid_solid at 12-05-2012 02:23 PM (9 years ago)
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comot for road jooo
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- at 12-05-2012 07:11 PM (9 years ago)
more boo
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- zeigbo at 13-05-2012 06:58 AM (9 years ago)
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Another yeye

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- at 14-05-2012 03:12 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided boo
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- Deffney at 14-05-2012 03:18 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh?

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- wakawaka247 at 14-05-2012 03:37 PM (9 years ago)
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 kolo
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- Emmagency9 at 14-05-2012 03:40 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 12-04-2012 04:50 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,

kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, l...ook at his clothes!

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

"If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Good Evening friends.... E O Z...!!!
this is as old as 'old' itself

Posted: at 14-05-2012 03:40 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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