BETTER OFFER

Date: 13-04-2012 2:36 pm (12 years ago) | Author: akeem saliu
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- at 13-04-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

Posted: at 13-04-2012 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- chummyli at 13-04-2012 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Kikikikikikiiii! Sharp woman
Posted: at 13-04-2012 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- babyleslie at 14-04-2012 10:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 14-04-2012 10:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ivygal at 15-04-2012 06:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy:p
Posted: at 15-04-2012 06:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 15-04-2012 07:48 AM (12 years ago)
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It seems to be an old story RMX.
Posted: at 15-04-2012 07:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 15-04-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin pb4 but still ok
Posted: at 15-04-2012 10:37 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 15-04-2012 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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beautiful story,,,,,
Posted: at 15-04-2012 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 17-04-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 17-04-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- femiparadise at 17-04-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4*1000%
Posted: at 17-04-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 17-04-2012 08:46 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-04-2012 08:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-04-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago)
pb4 poster,you no dey tier?
Posted: at 18-04-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago) |
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- kimzi at 18-04-2012 10:52 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4!!!! wetin dey befall u Sad
Posted: at 18-04-2012 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jaolab at 18-04-2012 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-04-2012 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 18-04-2012 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
Huh?  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-04-2012 11:32 AM (12 years ago) |
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- queenrukky at 18-04-2012 12:20 PM (12 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 18-04-2012 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 18-04-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Old story jur
Posted: at 18-04-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 18-04-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Make una leave am jor na ma club member
Posted: at 18-04-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-04-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 18-04-2012 05:08 PM (12 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 18-04-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeah
Posted: at 18-04-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 18-04-2012 10:02 PM (12 years ago)
ehe
Posted: at 18-04-2012 10:02 PM (12 years ago) |
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