I have this girlfriend. I love her no doubt but there's this hot chick that turns me on. I decide to hammer her just 4 de pleasure.. (one time encounter).. I lied to my girl that i was leaving town so she sholud not bother coming around. She agrees so on the said day, I brought my Hot chick home. We had a bit of good time watching movies and all that. We then got to the Koko time.... While i was at it right inside her pumping and trying to arrive you know where.... My bedroom door flies open and there is my girlfriend who came to do some laundry 4 me... Since she had my spare key let herself in. She got upset and left i had to beg and apologise bt she's still upset and i'm tired but come to think of it, it's not all my fault she too should apologise 4 ruining my day... What do u think.
Posted: at 26-03-2009 03:10 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
peacetee at 26-03-2009 04:08 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Go and stand @ d top of d tree and beat ur chest 4 d monkey dat u are.
Success is not measured by what you accomplish but by the opposition you have encountered, and the c
Posted: at 26-03-2009 04:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
I have this girlfriend. I love her no doubt but there's this hot chick that turns me on. I decide to hammer her just 4 de pleasure.. (one time encounter).. I lied to my girl that i was leaving town so she sholud not bother coming around. She agrees so on the said day, I brought my Hot chick home. We had a bit of good time watching movies and all that. We then got to the Koko time.... While i was at it right inside her pumping and trying to arrive you know where.... My bedroom door flies open and there is my girlfriend who came to do some laundry 4 me... Since she had my spare key let herself in. She got upset and left i had to beg and apologise bt she's still upset and i'm tired but come to think of it, it's not all my fault she too should apologise 4 ruining my day... What do u think.
U R just MAD
u broke someone's heart nd u expect her to come back and aplogize to u?
2.0.
Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
myragonza at 26-03-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: regalzhot on 26-03-2009 03:10 AM
I have this girlfriend. I love her no doubt but there's this hot chick that turns me on. I decide to hammer her just 4 de pleasure.. (one time encounter).. I lied to my girl that i was leaving town so she sholud not bother coming around. She agrees so on the said day, I brought my Hot chick home. We had a bit of good time watching movies and all that. We then got to the Koko time.... While i was at it right inside her pumping and trying to arrive you know where.... My bedroom door flies open and there is my girlfriend who came to do some laundry 4 me... Since she had my spare key let herself in. She got upset and left i had to beg and apologise bt she's still upset and i'm tired but come to think of it, it's not all my fault she too should apologise 4 ruining my day... What do u think.
I have this girlfriend. I love her no doubt but there's this hot chick that turns me on. I decide to hammer her just 4 de pleasure.. (one time encounter).. I lied to my girl that i was leaving town so she sholud not bother coming around. She agrees so on the said day, I brought my Hot chick home. We had a bit of good time watching movies and all that. We then got to the Koko time.... While i was at it right inside her pumping and trying to arrive you know where.... My bedroom door flies open and there is my girlfriend who came to do some laundry 4 me... Since she had my spare key let herself in. She got upset and left i had to beg and apologise bt she's still upset and i'm tired but come to think of it, it's not all my fault she too should apologise 4 ruining my day... What do u think.
na someone like u dey give guys bad name, u need to be flogged!
Posted: at 26-03-2009 08:18 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
I have this girlfriend. I love her no doubt but there's this hot chick that turns me on. I decide to hammer her just 4 de pleasure.. (one time encounter).. I lied to my girl that i was leaving town so she sholud not bother coming around. She agrees so on the said day, I brought my Hot chick home. We had a bit of good time watching movies and all that. We then got to the Koko time.... While i was at it right inside her pumping and trying to arrive you know where.... My bedroom door flies open and there is my girlfriend who came to do some laundry 4 me... Since she had my spare key let herself in. She got upset and left i had to beg and apologise bt she's still upset and i'm tired but come to think of it, it's not all my fault she too should apologise 4 ruining my day... What do u think.
yeye boi, she shud come and apologise for spoiling ur groove abi? ur babe go hear this one.
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 26-03-2009 08:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sounds Familiar!! If Your chic is as wise as I am, She'll accept You back and You'll pay forever Now....I believe most Men do not have enough blood to run both the small and big head at same time.While one is doing the thinking..... the other is dead and most times, It's the small head that's doing the reasoning.
SSCE, BSC, ABS, ADN, AAS, AAGS, PHD, MASTERS....I'm Qualified, So Shut Up And Listen .
Posted: at 26-03-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sounds Familiar!! If Your chic is as wise as I am, She'll accept You back and You'll pay forever Now....I believe most Men do not have enough blood to run both the small and big head at same time.While one is doing the thinking..... the other is dead and most times, It's the small head that's doing the reasoning.
not most men, just the silly few
Posted: at 26-03-2009 12:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
SAmyrocko at 26-03-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: regalzhot on 26-03-2009 03:10 AM
I have this girlfriend. I love her no doubt but there's this hot chick that turns me on. I decide to hammer her just 4 de pleasure.. (one time encounter).. I lied to my girl that i was leaving town so she sholud not bother coming around. She agrees so on the said day, I brought my Hot chick home. We had a bit of good time watching movies and all that. We then got to the Koko time.... While i was at it right inside her pumping and trying to arrive you know where.... My bedroom door flies open and there is my girlfriend who came to do some laundry 4 me... Since she had my spare key let herself in. She got upset and left i had to beg and apologise bt she's still upset and i'm tired but come to think of it, it's not all my fault she too should apologise 4 ruining my day... What do u think.
You really sick! wat advice do you need now??
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 26-03-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
If 99.9% is what You call few...Then Yes...The 'FEW'.
whichever way u say it, i mean few. u re entitled to your opinion. if not for this silly ones girls wont be condemning guy cos good guys are very much out and around
Posted: at 26-03-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
ibobobelvis at 26-03-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmm guys in d house what do we do to this poster,i think he is a sharp guy or what do u think for givin d ladies d opportunity to say 99.9% of guys re like that
anything worth doing is worth doing well
Posted: at 26-03-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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