A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dinho4lyf at 20-04-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) (m)
CHEI! 2-4-7
Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 21-04-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Iphie, You be good interpreter.
Me I dey do back and front !!! If you give me in front I go wound you, if na back it is ok by me and na double barrel my gun dey discharge, oh girl, you need serious bullet prove to minimise accidental discahrge or mis-fire but both can happen with notice!!!
14_Inches...
Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 29-04-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) (m)
That means if na front you bring come, I go hala am if na back, it gbosa, if na side, that is my best if touch ya toes, or monkey own, that wan they make me shake like electric fish.
No how you denge come, I dey Kampe.
14_Inches
Posted: at 29-04-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Destinytalks at 19-03-2011 02:40 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 20-04-2009 05:38 PM
Postcards from Honeymoon
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
14_Inches_Long
14! 14!! 14!!!....ah mani tyms ah cal u!!!!, nor mak me laff tl ma belle box oh.....sound of warnin
Posted: at 19-03-2011 02:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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