Here is true life joke or xperience.
I was eating in an eatery one beautiful afternoon on campus when I met a very irrestible pretty gurl. After paying 4 her food, I summoned courage 2 approach her and ask her her name and her hostel room number. She said her name was Funmi oyedepo and that she stays in room 32 of mozambique hall. I was so happy dat I couldn't wait 4 evening 2 come so I can pay her a visit. On getting to her room, I knocked and some voices responded 'who is there and who are u luking 4. I 4got her first name and all I could remember was oyedepo cos its easy 2 remember. So I said 'oyedepo'. Surprisingly they all started laughing and told me that nobody bears that name there and that if I really want 2 see oyedepo, then I should get cannaan land. I felt like melting wit shame.