Only In Zimbabwe! 82-Year-Old Church Deacon Caught Having Sex With Donkey

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at 10 Apr 13, 04:32 AM (4 years ago)
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«§» 10 April 2013

An 82-year-old Seventh Day Adventist deacon is bracing for a dose of unwanted attention from his village after he failed to control his penchant for sex and allegedly had intercourse with a donkey.

The detestable incident which left villagers in Filabusi's Gangabezi village, Zimbabwe shell-shocked transpired sometime last month. According to sources who spoke to our news crew and requested anonymity, it is alleged the sexual predator, Deacon Canaan Ncube (82) was caught pants down while 'feasting' on a hapless donkey.

"I strongly believe that it was not his first time to be intimate with the donkey. The way he had positioned himself and the donkey showed traces of experience," said the source.

The bestiality issue came to light when Sibangani who was heading home from his sojourns allegedly saw Deacon Ncube with a humble animal. When Deacon Ncube realised that his escapades had come in the open, he freed the hapless animal and vanished from the scene, it is alleged. Sibangani then blew the said issue to the whole village.

"The news of Deacon Canaan and his donkey swiftly spread like veld fire. Everyone knows about this issue. It is not even a secret, you can ask anyone," said the source.

When the senior village headman, Patrick Ndlovu, was reached for comment, he said he was aware of the issue.

"I am aware of this issue. I am waiting for the village head Mechat Masuku and her entourage to deliberate on the issue. They will then report the matter to the police because it is out of my jurisdiction. I do not deal with such cases," said the senior village head.

Village Head Masuku said she was waiting to hear from the village neighbourhood committee members to give her feedback.

"I left the issue in the hands of village neighbourhood committee members to see to it that they bring down the culprit but up to now nothing has been done. I do not even know why they are taking too long," she said.

Meanwhile, Adventist church Deacon Ncube said he was aware of the rumours but dismissed the allegations as false statements meant to tarnish his image.

"I am very aware of the whole saga. I heard this issue at the church service last week, but the truth is that I know nothing about it and the neighbourhood constables have not contacted me," he said.

The alleged incident transpired barely two weeks after two sexual predators in the same area were caught having a three-some with a donkey. The matter came to light after they failed to pay a R100 bribe to a fellow villager who had spotted them taking turns to rape the donkey.

mankaa at 10 Apr 13, 08:07 AM (4 years ago)
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wander shall never end.
Noble12 at 10 Apr 13, 08:17 AM (4 years ago)
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A foolish Old Man!
zeigbo at 10 Apr 13, 08:20 AM (4 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaha nothing way I no go hear for N/P

mary11 at 10 Apr 13, 08:22 AM (4 years ago)
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At 82 he still d strength to "blow" a donkey....d man will go far Grin

Implicationn at 10 Apr 13, 08:24 AM (4 years ago)
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Oleku!!!!!!!, tell me sumtin wey I no fit do.....
etibaba at 10 Apr 13, 08:40 AM (4 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 10 Apr 13, 04:32 AM
«§» 10 April 2013

"I strongly believe that it was not his first time to be intimate with the donkey. The way he had positioned himself and the donkey showed traces of experience," said the source.

lols 10yrs experience.

tanglefree at 10 Apr 13, 08:53 AM (4 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
bestbuky at 10 Apr 13, 09:12 AM (4 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
lanudja at 10 Apr 13, 09:16 AM (4 years ago)
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Wow! am short of what 2 say
katdeluna2 at 10 Apr 13, 09:34 AM (4 years ago)
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If na muslim dem go say na boko haram worry am. What do i call dis nw? Naijapalers pls be fair.
morgrawl231 at 10 Apr 13, 10:06 AM (4 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
crusifixo at 10 Apr 13, 10:09 AM (4 years ago)
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Quote from: mankaa on 10 Apr 13, 08:07 AM
wander shall never end.

wonders has ended in Zimbabwe..... Angry Angry Angry Angry
paul4daddykalu at 10 Apr 13, 10:17 AM (4 years ago)
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juddycoil at 10 Apr 13, 10:29 AM (4 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked just when you think you have heard it all
lollypumpin at 10 Apr 13, 11:04 AM (4 years ago)
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the end time has come. a deACON SLEEPING WITH an ANIMAL. surprising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink Angry Sad Shocked Cry
dickman2 at 10 Apr 13, 11:25 AM (4 years ago)
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.82 years old..very big lie
ezchusa at 10 Apr 13, 11:28 AM (4 years ago)
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BlueIxora at 10 Apr 13, 11:44 AM (4 years ago)
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The donkey even get experience. You sure say na donkey be that, abi na human being in donkey costume? Ebenebe! Grin Grin Grin
orjiwolo at 10 Apr 13, 12:03 PM (4 years ago)
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na so sickness de take start
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