Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck! Tech Support
anything for laghter's sake
just2sexy
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 19-08-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
coolguys235 at 19-08-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
this one now newspaper ooooooooo
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 19-08-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
look who's back... my sweet babe seems to be on the league... sup??? babe??? chill.... don't mind him. he is not familiar with you i guess. @ poster ...... chill man! good stuff anywayz!!!!!!
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
ironlady at 19-08-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 19-08-2009 11:25 PM
look who's back... my sweet babe seems to be on the league... sup??? babe??? chill.... don't mind him. he is not familiar with you i guess. @ poster ...... chill man! good stuff anywayz!!!!!!
hehe hey babe am trynna chill menh!!dis place changed where is favvy
Posted: at 19-08-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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