Premature ******** !!!!

One day a guy with premature ******** problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.

Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.

The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches off my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands up."


14_Inches

Posted: at 3-09-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

arrrggggghhh

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Posted: at 3-09-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

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Posted: at 3-09-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ice 1

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Posted: at 4-09-2009 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nice one man. thanx

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

eh eh

Posted: at 4-09-2009 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Funny enough,

There are lots of things that men do when they want to ejaculate. Some recite poems, some speaks in tongues, but I have a friend , he always cry like a baby whenever he feels the urge to come. What about you. What do you do???


14_inches

Posted: at 4-09-2009 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

That is even better. Some guy recite psalmn 23!!!!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 4-09-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

any what?

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Posted: at 4-09-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

phyuk away

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Posted: at 4-09-2009 07:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero