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A dr from Israel says ---in israel our medicine is so advanced , we cut off man,s testicles put them in another man and in 6 weeks , he,s looking for work
The German dr comments, thats noting , in Germany . we take part of the brain from a person and put it into another person,s head and in 4 weeks , he started looking for work
A Russian dr says thats noting eighter,
un Russia , we take out half of the heart from a person, puts it into another person,s chest  and in 2 weeks he started looking for work
As naija no dey take last na
The nigeria dr answer immediately,
thays noting my colleagues , you are all way behind us
IN nigeria about 4 years back. we grabbed a man with no brains, np heart nor liver and balls
we made him the
PRESIDENT of nigeria and now the whole country is looking for work ------
LET NOT MAKE SAME MISTAKE THIS TIME AROUND
 

Posted: at 20-05-2014 01:55 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master

 

Posted: at 20-05-2014 10:58 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master

Omomarty come say: naijapal took a man without no brain, a rabbit called ajani nd he posted dis here nd we all are trying to laff

Posted: at 21-05-2014 05:28 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 22-05-2014 12:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  hehehe aboki
U too dey trip for for better tin
U dey trip for my wife lips 

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Posted: at 22-05-2014 11:30 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

u never fit kill fly wey de fly 4 ur tomatoes talkless say me abeg go sleep

Posted: at 22-05-2014 04:39 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 22-05-2014 11:41 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master

look at it
like a ram wey dem dey sell for over head bridge for onithsa

Posted: at 22-05-2014 11:45 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master

yes i know
first lady in selling tomatoes nd suppling tomatoes in my house.
come ajanni u knw say if raki come supply me tomatoes 4 my mansion
na my gateman house she de always de stay? even my gateman don get some from her

Posted: at 23-05-2014 02:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 23-05-2014 03:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero