Joke for June sake

Adams Gift

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.... "I've got some good news and some bad news,," The Lord said....Adam looked at The Lord and said,, "Well, give me the good news first...." Smiling,... The Lord explained,, "I've got two new organs for you.... One is called a brain.. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems,, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.... The other organ I have for you is called a tenis.... It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.... Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children..." Adam, very excited,, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me..... What could the bad news possibly be?".... The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow,, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time...

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Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 6-06-2014 05:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

you dey lol...not bring umbrella for what they cry for my head for? Jossy ....jossy... oh.

Posted: at 7-06-2014 06:10 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

YOH 

Posted: at 7-06-2014 03:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ye,,s na crying time be dis...u fit join dem for the cry

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Posted: at 8-06-2014 02:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

dem don rescue the chibok girls?.......if yes then the crying is done,,but if no make una continue crying until something happen

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Posted: at 8-06-2014 11:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

i no come here

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Posted: at 9-06-2014 10:09 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

where u go then and all this while?

Posted: at 9-06-2014 12:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

truly, truly, now jossy, I see that u dn't use ur brain while posting ds shit...u must have been on d other organ. (hehehehe...now, I dey laff...LOL)

Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:15 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

please lol. na jossy go show us how to cry.

Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:26 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac