University Of Lagos Female Hostel NickNames Accordingly

Date: 29-10-2014 11:24 am (9 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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''To fully understand UNILAG girls, you need to dig deep and know the hostel they reside in school. There are different categories of babes in UNILAG base on their hostel.
A UNILAG babe in hostel A is distinctively different from the one in hostel B, the only two things most UNILAG babes have in common is love for money and love for chicken and chips.
There are seven female hostels in UNILAG namely: Moremi, Kofo, Madam Tinubu Hall (MTH), Honours, Makama, Fagunwa, Amina… So let’s begin with these categories.
Makama, MTH and Fagunwa Girls (SUYA GIRLS)
Makama chics: It is said that to get a girl from Makama, all you need is two hot meat pies, a chilled bottle of Fanta and she’s all yours. Please make sure the meat pies are hot and the Fanta is chilled, apparently they prefer it that way.
To get MTH and Fagunwa babes all you need is just N200  Suya and they are yours. If you’re buoyant, you can take it several notches up by buying them chicken Suya instead. things like that tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to each other inside New hall (UNILAG’s ghetto) thus making them neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t have class and some say they love to party hard ,some also say they are cheap but the truth is that they aren’t classy.
They never stay inside their hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them roaming around new hall looking for boys to buy them food .
Moremi Girls (Chicken, Chips and Nerd Girls)
To get audience with a Moremi babe you must submit a plate of chicken and chips before she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean that she will answer you it just simply means she’ll give you audience.
Moremi babes prefer older men with cars and they date guys with money and mostly club boys, but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst them.
Honours Girls (Boring Girls)
Australia is a country people know about but nobody visits, that’s exactly how Honours hall is. It’s situated in a bushy swampy area in the middle of nowhere so they barely get visitors.  Surprisingly, the students’ week of Honours Hall is the best female hall week in UNILAG..
Amina Girls (Aristo Girls)
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and runs-girls of UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and runs-girl stay in Amina hall, situated at the gate area. The hall is the first point of call for the big Alhajis and chiefs; when they come to pick up girls, they quickly branch at Amina Hall, negotiate the price  and leave with the girls to go and complete business outside school.
Amina hall has one mad kissing spot outside it just right in front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without cars kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant sight to watch.
Kofo hall
Some Kofo girls are also into runs though theirs is coded and not rampant compared to other female hostels. Rumour has it that most Kofo girls are freshers who are mostly influenced by their opposite neighbour hostel, Amina Hall. Lots of fellowship activities often held in the hostel helps to keep the girls calm thereby reducing the wayward life style. When you ask guys about Kofo Hall some will say “they are just there”. ''  


Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Wysetots at 29-10-2014 11:27 AM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- donslmnstvn at 29-10-2014 11:44 AM (9 years ago)
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@Poster, what u just posted is partially or 50% true and 50% untrue. Greatest Akokite, I hail ooo
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:44 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- morgrawl231 at 29-10-2014 11:50 AM (9 years ago)
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what's my bizz with dat,,,,,,,
name na name,,,,,
Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:50 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- allenspike at 29-10-2014 12:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Bravo!!

Posted: at 29-10-2014 12:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Giftous1 at 29-10-2014 02:01 PM (9 years ago)
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I laugh
Posted: at 29-10-2014 02:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beneno at 29-10-2014 04:13 PM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-10-2014 04:13 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chealseafc at 29-10-2014 04:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-10-2014 04:26 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chealseafc at 29-10-2014 04:27 PM (9 years ago)
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private investigator.
Posted: at 29-10-2014 04:27 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dareper at 29-10-2014 05:43 PM (9 years ago)
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All hole na hole, don't tell me nonsense!!!
Posted: at 29-10-2014 05:43 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- semmychuks at 29-10-2014 07:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Lol @Wysetots
Posted: at 29-10-2014 07:38 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ololababs at 29-10-2014 09:29 PM (9 years ago)
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Are u talking about university students or hotel prostitutes? Seriously I don't get this!
Posted: at 29-10-2014 09:29 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 29-10-2014 11:00 PM (9 years ago)
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I pass

Posted: at 29-10-2014 11:00 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngrashy at 30-10-2014 12:09 AM (9 years ago)
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And who gives a fucck about this?
Posted: at 30-10-2014 12:09 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zoe61 at 30-10-2014 12:39 AM (9 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 30-10-2014 12:39 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- eoadex2003 at 30-10-2014 11:40 AM (9 years ago)
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Olodo! how does this post put  money in my pockets? #asking google.
Posted: at 30-10-2014 11:40 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elchymo at 24-08-2015 04:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Una do well.... Rubbish
Posted: at 24-08-2015 04:33 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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