dedicated to yetty baby

Date: 02-01-2015 6:59 pm (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 2-01-2015 06:59 PM (9 years ago)
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Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron
based on his performance while working for
shell.
INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell
and what are you looking at with Chevron?
AKPOS: N9m per annum plus medical and other
benefits. Considering the position here in
Chevron, I’d be looking at N20-22m per annum, a
status car, overseas vacation and medicals.
INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with N35m per annum salary,
2014 Range Rover Sport as official car,
Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas
medical treatment. A fully furnished house here
in lekki, health insurance for your wife and
children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town
of your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family fully-
paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per
annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that
the company gives you if you put in just 3 years
of service…
AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir,
you must be joking!!!
INTERVIEWER: Of course I’m joking! Were you
not the one that started it?


Posted: at 2-01-2015 06:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ExpertTbright at 3-01-2015 10:12 AM (9 years ago)
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U try small
Na small o make ur head no begin dey swell up

Posted: at 3-01-2015 10:12 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-01-2015 12:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-01-2015 10:12 AM
U try small
Na small o make ur head no begin dey swell up
when you commot from YBL?

Posted: at 3-01-2015 12:06 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 3-01-2015 06:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Nansense
Posted: at 3-01-2015 06:23 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-01-2015 08:40 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-01-2015 06:23 PM
Nansense
go back to 2014

Posted: at 3-01-2015 08:40 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 3-01-2015 09:40 PM (9 years ago)
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snb4 but Cheesy
Posted: at 3-01-2015 09:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 4-01-2015 10:34 AM (9 years ago)
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Rakelly don dey jealous Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-01-2015 10:34 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 4-01-2015 12:21 PM (9 years ago)
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she being da think say I go marry her

Posted: at 4-01-2015 12:21 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 4-01-2015 01:42 PM (9 years ago)
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kai, justmak...ds joke don tey naaa
Posted: at 4-01-2015 01:42 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 4-01-2015 09:42 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  4-01-2015 01:42 PM
kai, justmak...ds joke don tey naaa
sorry for the inconvenience,accept my condolence thanks you for Ur lack of understanding

Posted: at 4-01-2015 09:42 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-01-2015 10:39 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: youngrashy on  4-01-2015 10:34 AM
Rakelly don dey jealous Cheesy Cheesy
U Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-01-2015 10:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 4-01-2015 11:47 PM (9 years ago)
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I face front

Posted: at 4-01-2015 11:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 5-01-2015 08:27 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on  4-01-2015 09:42 PM
sorry for the inconvenience,accept my condolence thanks you for Ur lack of understanding
I no say joke no dey market, but u fit do better naaa
Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:27 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 5-01-2015 11:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  5-01-2015 08:27 AM
I no say joke no dey market, but u fit do better naaa
OK make i try,come oo alabi are u my fan or my girlfriend?pls choose one

Posted: at 5-01-2015 11:31 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 08:23 AM (9 years ago)
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none of d aforementioned dear (r u ok now?)
Posted: at 6-01-2015 08:23 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-01-2015 11:52 AM (9 years ago)
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No alabi the guy never well
We still need people to contribute money to prepare another herb for him
And if u want to donate kindly give it to rakelly cos na she go market go buy things
I don tell her, and if she like make she spend the money her own don finish be that

Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:52 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 6-01-2015 04:37 PM (9 years ago)
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@gift whats up..i don miss u oooo
Posted: at 6-01-2015 04:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 05:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  6-01-2015 11:52 AM
No alabi the guy never well
We still need people to contribute money to prepare another herb for him
And if u want to donate kindly give it to rakelly cos na she go market go buy things
I don tell her, and if she like make she spend the money her own don finish be that
come, u na babalawo workshop u dey work?
Posted: at 6-01-2015 05:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 6-01-2015 07:33 PM (9 years ago)
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i dont understand this boy .....which yetty babydid he dedicated this rubbish to?
Posted: at 6-01-2015 07:33 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-01-2015 08:39 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  6-01-2015 05:19 PM
come, u na babalawo workshop u dey work?
na apartment i dey dey do my things

Posted: at 7-01-2015 08:39 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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