THE NEW BRIDE

Date: 31-10-2009 10:43 am (14 years ago) | Author: Ademola
- at 31-10-2009 10:43 AM (14 years ago)
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A COUPLE WERE IN BED TOGETHER ON THE NIGHT OF THEIR WEDDING,SHORTLY, THE GROOM MADE A MOVE ON THE BRIDE THEN THIS CONVERSATION ENSUED;

BRIDE- HONEY YOU KNOW AM A VIRGIN AND DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE ABOUT SEX.

GROOM- OKAY, IT IS SIMPLE,LETS SAY MY THING IS A PRISONER AND YOURS IS THE PRISON.

BRIDE-  OKAY..

     SO THEY ENGAGED IN AN INTERCOURSE,MOMENTS LATER AFTER THE GROOM WAS SPENT HE LIED ON THE BED GASPING....


BRIDE-HONEY THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPED.

GROOM- NO PROBLEM ALL WE 'LL IS TO RECAPTURE HIM AND IMPRISONED AGAIN!

.......AFTER AWHILE THE GROOM WAS DONE AGAIN, AND LIED DOWN ON HIS BACK PANTING.

BRIDE- [NUDGING HIM] DARLING AM SORRY TO BORDER YOU, BUT THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPE AGAIN.

GROOM- [YELLED] IT IS NOT A LIFE SENTENCE OKAY!  Angry Angry

Posted: at 31-10-2009 10:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- brizio at 31-10-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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good joke, lwkmd
wrong forum though
MODERATOR!!!
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 31-10-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 31-10-2009 11:20 AM
good joke, lwkmd
wrong forum though
MODERATOR!!!
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
oops!
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinze_abdel at 31-10-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Bride pity the groom nah
Posted: at 31-10-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 31-10-2009 11:20 AM
good joke, lwkmd
wrong forum though
MODERATOR!!!
9ICE 0ONE. AND U BRIZIO Y U DEY CALL MODERATOR. U WAN LOCK AM

Posted: at 31-10-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddybabs at 31-10-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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wrong forum
Posted: at 31-10-2009 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 31-10-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 31-10-2009 11:20 AM
good joke, lwkmd
wrong forum though
MODERATOR!!!

Posted: at 31-10-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 05:15 PM (14 years ago)
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HMMMMMMMMMM. U BAD TOKS.

Posted: at 31-10-2009 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yinkaolu_1 at 2-11-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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A game?
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 2-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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I say oops! now
Posted: at 2-11-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-11-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dimejikemi on 31-10-2009 05:15 PM
HMMMMMMMMMM. U BAD TOKS.

me?...hw  Grin

Posted: at 2-11-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 2-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Why u follow dey call moderator?
Posted: at 2-11-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-11-2009 12:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on  2-11-2009 12:19 PM
Why u follow dey call moderator?

the thing no supose dey here na

Posted: at 2-11-2009 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 2-11-2009 12:21 PM (14 years ago)
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na mistake
Posted: at 2-11-2009 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 2-11-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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how do u play this prisoner game...?

Posted: at 2-11-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 2-11-2009 03:37 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue
Posted: at 2-11-2009 03:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 2-11-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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exactly what i meant...

Posted: at 2-11-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 2-11-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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u know..........
Posted: at 2-11-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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