PB4....Una no sabi Laff?

 A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bed room closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is”
Boy ” I have a baseball.”
Man “That’s nice”
Boy “Want to buy it?”
Man “No, thanks”
Boy “My dad’s outside…”
Man “O.K. – How much?”
Boy “$250″

In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy “Dark in here”
Man “ Yes, it is.”
Boy “I have a baseball glove”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy “$750″
Man “Sold!”

A few days later the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go
outside and have a game of catch.

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy ” $ 1,000″

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…
that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you
to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here”.
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again, you’re in my closet now.”

Posted: at 13-02-2015 09:55 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin u won sell to me? lols

Posted: at 14-02-2015 09:32 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:39 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

he is too heavy to lift, careful he shldnt bite u

Posted: at 15-02-2015 09:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

how I go catch her? I no be ebola or flu

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Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:19 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

sule means Solomon  (my name ) I ein again lol

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Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:30 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

truck for wetin? You de carry dangle cement?

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Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:44 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u will have to drug him first

Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

omomarty, u see ur life? wetin person go do wey una go appreciate ooo? u no see d title? e b like say u sef na pb4

Posted: at 17-02-2015 06:19 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no mind ds rakelly ooo

Posted: at 17-02-2015 06:24 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac