Valentine prayers for husband

Date: 15-02-2015 2:16 am (9 years ago) | Author: Merryking
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- at 15-02-2015 02:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Deacon tells wife on a
thursday morning that
he's leaving for a three
day prophetic
conference.
WIFE: Darling, let's
share a word of prayer
before you leave.
DEACON: Of course,
that's why I love you.
WIFE: Father, in the
name of Jesus, I thank
you for my husband,
grant him travelling
mercies as he's going.
DEACON: Amen.
WIFE: Father, by your
power, cause his
manhood to stop
functioning if he dare
commits
adultery.
DEACON: [Silent]
WIFE: In fact Lord, let
him not return home
alive after any
adulterous act.
DEACON: [Silent]
WIFE: Lord kill him if...
DEACON: Oh shut up!
Wicked woman, I won't
even go again!

Posted: at 15-02-2015 02:16 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:12 PM (9 years ago)
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lolol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy,
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 07:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 07:12 PM
lolol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy,
I'm suspecting you.  You might as well be the woman
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:19 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 15-02-2015 07:19 PM
I'm suspecting you.  You might as well be the woman
i dont mind doing that if m suspecting u Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 07:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 07:20 PM
i dont mind doing that if m suspecting u Cheesy Cheesy
suspect me even when I'm 100% loyal Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:22 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 15-02-2015 07:22 PM
suspect me even when I'm 100% loyal Grin Grin
100% not loyal to me. 150 is loyal..ill still pray same if 100 or 150,wont risk it!!lol
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:28 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 07:29 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 07:28 PM
100% not loyal to me. 150 is loyal..ill still pray same if 100 or 150,wont risk it!!lol
your love is wicked then
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:29 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 15-02-2015 07:29 PM
your love is wicked then
lolololol.. Cheesy Cheesy,
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 08:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 07:58 PM
lolololol.. Cheesy Cheesy,
close your toothless mouth abeg
Posted: at 15-02-2015 08:04 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 08:16 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy..lol,go take panadol if its paining u Cheesy
Posted: at 15-02-2015 08:16 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 08:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 08:16 PM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy..lol,go take panadol if its paining u Cheesy
lol like say you don say e de pain me
Posted: at 15-02-2015 08:23 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 08:38 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy Tongue Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-02-2015 08:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 15-02-2015 08:52 PM (9 years ago)
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i go even give am condom after the prayer
Posted: at 15-02-2015 08:52 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 08:59 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 15-02-2015 08:52 PM
i go even give am condom after the prayer
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy,
Posted: at 15-02-2015 08:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 15-02-2015 09:04 PM (9 years ago)
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 ::)CONFIRM
I GO TELL AM MAKE IN LOOK FOR VERY SHORT GIRL
Posted: at 15-02-2015 09:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 10:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 15-02-2015 09:04 PM
::)CONFIRM
I GO TELL AM MAKE IN LOOK FOR VERY SHORT GIRL
like yetty yh?? Cheesy
Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:09 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 10:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 15-02-2015 08:52 PM
i go even give am condom after the prayer
witch
Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:10 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 10:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 15-02-2015 10:10 PM
witch
Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 10:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 10:22 PM
Cheesy Cheesy
birds of same feather
Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:25 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-02-2015 10:29 PM (9 years ago)
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we dey fly only in the afternoon
Posted: at 15-02-2015 10:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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