Akpos goes to church to confess to the priest, "Father, I almost cheat on my wife. "The priest ask him, "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"The akpos says, "Well, me and the woman were naked but we just rubbed against each other."The priest looks at him disgusted and says, "Rubbing is the same as putting it in. Never do it again. Put $100 in the donation pan on your way out. The next time the priest sees AKPOS , he is infuriated, "You didn't put $100 in the pan! Akpos looks at the priest disgusted and says, "I rubbed the money against the pan, and rubbing is the same as putting it in."
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