comedy in the reason why I failed English

Date: 04-10-2015 7:19 pm (8 years ago) | Author: hillary
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- at 4-10-2015 07:19 PM (8 years ago)
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On that faithful day, I checked the timetable n discovered that I should be writing my English language exam that morning. I rushed out of bed, dashed into the bathroom n washed only my face then proceeded to dress up cos I was late.
After 1 hour I haven't gotten to the school cos of traffic but when I eventually did, the exam has really gone far n it was just one question "write a letter to ur uncle telling him of ur intention to spend the next holiday with him". I I was so excited that I picked up the answer sheet n wrote "I have just done that through text me" the cos it's faster. I submitted but scored 0% even though I still spent the holiday with him cos my msg was delivered.

Posted: at 4-10-2015 07:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 4-10-2015 07:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 4-10-2015 07:27 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-10-2015 07:39 PM (8 years ago)
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u lucky say u no fail both the english and holiday with ur uncle....so u pass one

Posted: at 4-10-2015 07:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-10-2015 07:40 PM (8 years ago)
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hmm, nice one!
Posted: at 4-10-2015 07:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- larrychuckz at 5-10-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago)
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E no easy o. Text msg is taking over letter writing
Posted: at 5-10-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larrychuckz at 5-10-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago)
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E no easy o. Text msg is taking over letter writing
Posted: at 5-10-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larrychuckz at 5-10-2015 12:47 AM (8 years ago)
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I fail for class but I no fail for holiday, na God win
Posted: at 5-10-2015 12:47 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okatee at 5-10-2015 03:24 AM (8 years ago)
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aba no kill me wit laf joor, guy u over brilliant
Posted: at 5-10-2015 03:24 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-10-2015 05:20 PM (8 years ago)
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huh  Huh?

Posted: at 5-10-2015 05:20 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 12-10-2015 01:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Lucky you! Forget all those grammar, the practical aspect is what matters

Posted: at 12-10-2015 01:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 14-10-2015 01:39 AM (8 years ago)
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Dat na d reason u no get job till today...
Na for where u go tif pilot uniform..?
Posted: at 14-10-2015 01:39 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 14-10-2015 01:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Chai i don see am well, well...
Na which carpenter sew dat uniform for u...?
Posted: at 14-10-2015 01:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 14-10-2015 07:32 AM (8 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 14-10-2015 07:32 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 14-10-2015 08:21 AM (8 years ago)
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 Smiley

Posted: at 14-10-2015 08:21 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- okatee at 15-10-2015 12:57 AM (8 years ago)
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ur own olodo worst pass akpos oo
Posted: at 15-10-2015 12:57 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Marah001 at 15-10-2015 10:33 PM (8 years ago)
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Haaaaa lolzzzz u no faint as u see ur result?
Posted: at 15-10-2015 10:33 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 15-10-2015 11:59 PM (8 years ago)
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lols.. its like he has experienced such result before so he can't faint

Posted: at 15-10-2015 11:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 16-10-2015 12:54 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: okata matthew on 15-10-2015 12:57 AM
ur own olodo worst pass akpos oo
Him try sef,
Director of Exams come see franel personally to beg am make im no try any of dere exams again
after im fail just ONCE....
Posted: at 16-10-2015 12:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 16-10-2015 01:22 AM (8 years ago)
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lols! gono pong, the grass you're eating is now growing in ur skull makin you speak jargons. You are the only one who understand what you're sayin Shocked

Posted: at 16-10-2015 01:22 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 16-10-2015 01:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Franel do 9 subjects....Which wasn't bad, i give him dat..
And he had F9s for d 9 subjects...At least im get guts to do d 9...
Posted: at 16-10-2015 01:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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