Heartbeat

Have you noticed that when you're not well positioned
to tell a lie, your heartbeat increases.

Ladies are wicked sha. They will
lay on your chest and ask you,
"Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
And that's how they get the right answer! *hehehe*

Posted: at 11-10-2015 11:27 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Shuooo, why she go lay on me com dey ask me that kind question?

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Posted: at 12-10-2015 11:35 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yes I know, while you were poking animals ur heart got misplaced to ur anu$ lols

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Posted: at 14-10-2015 07:20 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

@Bright! Lolzz.. when the drum is beaten, the thief's heart skips a beat. lols, that's just hw it goes..

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Posted: at 14-10-2015 07:22 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

that fin that beats fast when u saw nicki minaj was what

Posted: at 14-10-2015 07:25 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

lolzz.. what more can I say! you gud

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Posted: at 14-10-2015 08:44 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

If she try am, I go warn am well well o

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Posted: at 14-10-2015 10:18 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

U tink say dat goat understand wetin e dey talk since i give am cherubim slap..?

Posted: at 14-10-2015 10:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

then it is beating slowly

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Posted: at 15-10-2015 05:51 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

gono pong, dumb d!ckie, monki pongkie! as you're now eating grass instead of bananas u don't need 2 tell me u are now a confirmed goat.
Yes, the grass inside ur brain is now germinating c&s broom dat made u forget hw I brought ur twin Justmak to u to receive all those slap that awaken him from his grave with pb5 yoke

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Posted: at 15-10-2015 05:57 AM (8 years ago) | Hero