new teammates inform him, "At your
first team dinner as the new guy, you
will have to give us a talk about sex."
The evening arrives and he gives a
detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked
how the evening went and not wanting
to lie, but also not wanting to explain
exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I
had to make a talk about yachting," his
wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep.
The next day she bumped into one of
his new teammates at the
supermarket and asked, "I heard my
husband had to make a speech last
night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your
husband is clearly very experienced!."
The wife looked confused and replied
to his mate, "Strange, he has only
done it twice and the second time he
was sick."
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