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Date: 09-03-2016 12:22 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 12:22 AM (8 years ago)
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A married couple went to the
hospital to have their baby
delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor
said he had invented a new
machine that would transfer a
portion of the mothers pain to
the baby's father. He asked if
they we're willing to try it out,
they both very much in favor of
it.
The doctor set the pain transfer
to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably
more pain the father had never
exprienced before. However, as
the labor progressed, the
husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and "kick it up
notch".
The doctor then adjusted the
machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure aand
was amazed at how well he was
doing at this point, they decided
to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel
quite well.
Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy
baby boy with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were
ecstatic.
When they got home,
their gate man (akpors) was dead with pain.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 12:22 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 02:38 AM (8 years ago)
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mmm heheh the father no gree oooh love him wife well thank God
Posted: at 9-03-2016 02:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 02:38 AM (8 years ago)
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mmm heheh the father no gree oooh love him wife well thank God
Posted: at 9-03-2016 02:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 09:48 AM (8 years ago)
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THAT GOD FOR THAT...NICE ONE
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:48 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 02:38 PM (8 years ago)
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No b smal tin!so na d gateman b d real fada
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:38 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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