barber shop, and
asked,”can I get a
haircut?” The barber
looked around the
shop full of customers and said, “About 2
hours.” Akpos left. A
few days later Akpos
stuck his head in the
door again and asked,
“How long before I can get a haircut, The
barber looked around
at the shop and said,
“About 3 hours.” Akpos
left. A week later akpos
came into the shop
and asked, “How long
before I can get a
haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and
said, “About an hour
only.” The akpos left. The barber turned to a
friend and said,
“Hey,Kufure, do me a
favour. Follow that guy
and see where he
goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait for a haircut but
then he doesn’t ever
come back. ” A little while later, he
returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So
where does that guy
go when he leaves?” Kufure looked up,
tears in his eyes and
said,
“To your wife.”
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