After the sermon, the Pastor announced;
"If you are worshipping with us for the
first time in this church, you
are so special to us. The whole
church will like to know your name."
New comer: My name is Akporsisi
Akpobioroko Apurukutunaya
but you can simply call me Akpors.
(The congregations cheer)
Pastor: Halleluyah!
Congregation: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Akpors, do you have any prayer
request you want the church to pray for you ?
Akpors: Yes sir. The church should help me pray
that God should promote my Carpentry business
in this church more than how he
promoted it in my former church.
Congregation: AAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNN
Pastor: Brethren in the Lord, I will want you to use
the whole of your strength to pray for
Bro. Akpors's Carpentry Business.
Pray that God should promote his business in this
church.
(Speaks in tongues...) Masokokokokole sebede!!!
Thus, said the Lord, Listen, that your business
shall sell in this church more than where you
are coming from in million folds.
Congregation: AAAMMMMEEEEEENNNN.
Pastor: Mr Akpors, open your eyes, your prayer
has been answered. You left your former
CHURCH because the business was
not selling very well, abi?
Akpors: Yes Pastor! Like I said earlier, I am a
carpenter and I deal in casket selling.
Initially, my business was selling fine in former
church because they were buying casket from me.
As the number of death keeps increasing in
the church, my business was also
growing because they were buying all the caskets
from me. But after some time, there was a deliverance
service in the church and members stopped dying. It really
affected my business. That's
why I had to leave the church to search for a
greener pasture.
Congregation: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Pastor: Mr Akpors, e no go beta for u!!! Thunder
fire u!!! Na holy ghost go give, your business shall not be
promoted in Jesus name.....
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