There he finds that there is a different hell for each country
and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He
is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves
on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and
many more.
He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a
long line of people waiting to get in ... Amazed, he asks,
"What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,
then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The
Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are
there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair
does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied,
so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil
used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time
sheet and goes back home for private business."
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