Church Members Flee After The "Devil" Allegedly Appeared

Date: 22-04-2016 11:58 am (8 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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It was drama and chaos at a Pentecostal church recently as Congregants sustained minor injuries after a naughty 15-year-old boy caused a stampede.
 According to Imzansi, the church members ran out of the church, falling over each other after the alleged rascal, hidden from their view, pretended to be ‘the devil’ and scared them stiff. Trouble began after worshipers closed their eyes and began chorusing a prayer before the sermon could begin. The boy is said to have tiptoed and picked the extra microphone at the lectern before hiding behind two loudspeakers.
 All of sudden, the churchgoers heard a booming voice with devilish guttural sounds rasping through the church public address system, announcing that they were now in hell and the voice speaking belonged to the devil himself.
 After a loud silence rent the air, the ‘devil’ ordered all those who truly believe in God to raise their hands, to which none responded. Instead, everyone was looking at each other with fear written all over their faces. The ‘devil’ then announced that everyone sits down on the floor awaiting further instructions.
 As the scared congregates shook and wet their pants, the pastor bolted out of the church at maximum speed before they followed suit.
 Seeing that their pastor has bolted, the church members rushed out of the church in their numbers injuring themselves in the process. It was the sight of elders jogging away as fast as they could, women and children wailing for help with other scared worshipers fervently begging for mercy from the ‘devil’ that tickled the offending boy, making him to laugh uncontrollably. It was then that the church technicians who maintain the music instruments realised they had been played. They looked around only to discover the extra microphone was missing and suspected the offending character was hiding within the church. The technicians took to the pulpit and announced that the incident was actually a hoax.
 At this point, those who had taken off and had been watching the drama unfold from a safe distance returned. The pastor took the microphone and began speaking in tongues and mumbling gibberish as if to curse the offending character.
 At that point, angry church members rushed towards the boy and were about beating him silly before the timely intervention of older churchgoers who pleaded with angry parishioners.
 They told them to forgive the boy for he didn’t know what he was doing. Meanwhile, in his defence, he claimed he was only testing the parishioners’ faith in God.
 The sermon went on uninterrupted afterwards.


Posted: at 22-04-2016 11:58 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Sparky12 at 22-04-2016 12:06 PM (8 years ago)
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I no fit laugh... lyf goes on
Posted: at 22-04-2016 12:06 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mikexp at 22-04-2016 12:23 PM (8 years ago)
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and where did this happen?
Posted: at 22-04-2016 12:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- andyjames at 22-04-2016 12:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Na wa o
Posted: at 22-04-2016 12:36 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DemmyBlack at 22-04-2016 12:44 PM (8 years ago)
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Funny but it's not real...
Posted: at 22-04-2016 12:44 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beneno at 22-04-2016 12:57 PM (8 years ago)
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100% this never happened  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-04-2016 12:57 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Passion8Soul at 22-04-2016 01:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 22-04-2016 01:03 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 22-04-2016 01:18 PM (8 years ago)
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this is constructed news, where are W's and H?
Posted: at 22-04-2016 01:18 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Markeve at 22-04-2016 01:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Abeg tell me where e 4 happen cos dem nor get faith at all may God deliver dem even pastor self pick raise nawah..
Posted: at 22-04-2016 01:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- christianity at 22-04-2016 01:38 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-04-2016 01:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 22-04-2016 01:51 PM (8 years ago)
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This na comedy or what???  Bcos i no see wetin make pastor waka,,,so me wey i b church member go come wait,,,,wait for who now? Abi i don run ni?
Posted: at 22-04-2016 01:51 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Harrybeatzz at 22-04-2016 02:02 PM (8 years ago)
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only in Yoruba man Church
Posted: at 22-04-2016 02:02 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra78 at 22-04-2016 02:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Who want to die ?
Posted: at 22-04-2016 02:22 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Otikadinje at 22-04-2016 03:06 PM (8 years ago)
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Bogus lie from a comedian.

Posted: at 22-04-2016 03:06 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 22-04-2016 03:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Everybody fear to die, cowards of d highest orda...
Posted: at 22-04-2016 03:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- horizontal at 22-04-2016 03:39 PM (8 years ago)
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THAT SEEMS MAJORITY OF PEOPLE GOES TO CHURCH FOR A NAME OF SUNDAY THAT I WENT CHURCH NOT IN FAITH WHY THEY MUST SHAKE IF THEY TRULY BELIEVE THE WERE IN GOD HOUSE LOOK LITTLE FAITH PEOPLE  BIG UP TO THE BOY NICE ONE .
Posted: at 22-04-2016 03:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wazubia at 22-04-2016 04:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Poster,  this story na Fela new song?
Posted: at 22-04-2016 04:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zezprincess at 22-04-2016 04:46 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahaha,Ye men of little faith.How many timess will I be with you before your faiths will be strong???
Posted: at 22-04-2016 04:46 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zauber at 22-04-2016 05:34 PM (8 years ago)
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wellcome to zoo, baboons and monkeys. Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 22-04-2016 05:34 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dennyok at 22-04-2016 07:29 PM (8 years ago)
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Poster Na real mad man.. Lies
Posted: at 22-04-2016 07:29 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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