How to attract a girl, She will fall for you

Date: 08-02-2010 10:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: elone steve gerald
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- at 8-02-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
"You're under arrest!"
For what?
"For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"

10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN

Posted: at 8-02-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- onchedu at 8-02-2010 10:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Na which kin girls this thing go work with cos I can just imagine how naija babe go react to U.

Nice lines; however, I think they myt only prove effective with a girl one has already established some kind of rapport with. Do these on first contact and U myt get a nasty or cold response.

Who knows sha. Girl brain easy to understand?
Posted: at 8-02-2010 10:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- gimac at 8-02-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onchedu on  8-02-2010 10:53 AM
Na which kin girls this thing go work with cos I can just imagine how naija babe go react to U.

Nice lines; however, I think they myt only prove effective with a girl one has already established some kind of rapport with. Do these on first contact and U myt get a nasty or cold response.

Who knows sha. Girl brain easy to understand?

try this it work very well..white and black any race infact
Posted: at 8-02-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- gimac at 8-02-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...
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what is more important than these
Posted: at 8-02-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- docreala at 8-02-2010 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...

my guy na wa 4 you o.
Posted: at 8-02-2010 03:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 8-02-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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I see u read too much booklets of how to send sms and write short note to girls Grin

Posted: at 8-02-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 8-02-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: gimac on  8-02-2010 10:37 AM
1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
"You're under arrest!"
For what?
"For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"

10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN


u sound more like Sam Loco Efe... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-02-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 8-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Hiss...bullshit

Posted: at 8-02-2010 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 8-02-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic  - make proper  use of capitalization - if you cant find your topic; look in the trash bin -

Posted: at 8-02-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 8-02-2010 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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lol ... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 8-02-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on  8-02-2010 03:59 PM
please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic  - make proper  use of capitalization - if you cant find your topic; look in the trash bin -


ah ah....we are responding to his topic nah....

Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 8-02-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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lol - member that line, huh?

Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temi07 at 8-02-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...
Are u sure u are not secretly into dudes, coz if thats what u are into, its fyne i dont judge, its all good.
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 8-02-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on  8-02-2010 03:59 PM
please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic  - make proper  use of capitalization - if you cant find your topic; look in the trash bin -
hmmm....wotz d problem na..?
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- gimac at 8-02-2010 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on  8-02-2010 03:54 PM
I see u read too much booklets of how to send sms and write short note to girls Grin

dirtykid......nobi only booklets na bulletin
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 8-02-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: temi07 on  8-02-2010 04:16 PM
Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...
Are u sure u are not secretly into dudes, coz if thats what u are into, its fyne i dont judge, its all good.


he wants to keep his so called virginity.... Grin Grin Grin Cheesy

Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gimac at 8-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on  8-02-2010 03:57 PM
Hiss...bullshit

where is the shit
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- temi07 at 8-02-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on  8-02-2010 04:28 PM
Quote from: temi07 on  8-02-2010 04:16 PM
Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...
Are u sure u are not secretly into dudes, coz if thats what u are into, its fyne i dont judge, its all good.


he wants to keep his so called virginity.... Grin Grin Grin Cheesy
I am honestly sick of him running his mouth like a maggot infested latrine.
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 8-02-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: temi07 on  8-02-2010 04:35 PM
Quote from: myragonza on  8-02-2010 04:28 PM
Quote from: temi07 on  8-02-2010 04:16 PM
Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...
Are u sure u are not secretly into dudes, coz if thats what u are into, its fyne i dont judge, its all good.


he wants to keep his so called virginity.... Grin Grin Grin Cheesy
I am honestly sick of him running his mouth like a maggot infested latrine.

i know gal...and he's been sending personal messages to me to keep off his threads...who the hell does he think he is....?the virgin igwe of naijapals......tah!!!

Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gimac at 8-02-2010 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on  8-02-2010 04:28 PM
Quote from: temi07 on  8-02-2010 04:16 PM
Quote from: Dranatomy on  8-02-2010 10:57 AM
Why cant you give a tip on how to attract something more important than girls?...
Are u sure u are not secretly into dudes, coz if thats what u are into, its fyne i dont judge, its all good.


he wants to keep his so called virginity.... Grin Grin Grin Cheesy

let the virginia no try these...
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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