This Guy Doesn't Want His Girlfriend Again Because of her Big Tummy

Date: 22-07-2016 12:03 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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- at 22-07-2016 12:03 PM (7 years ago)
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I just had to share this it's just too hilarious, read below:
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I don't want my girlfriend again. I don't want I swear. She's very handy, gives me good advice buh my problem is her big stomach. It is affecting our intimately. She's size 12 but her stomach is like all them Yokozuna people like a size 22 stomach. She can't wear jeans when she wear dress and attend wedding I will be ashamed to even snap photos with her. All she likes to wear is bubu attire. Now i bought her waist trainer some months back, 2 colours. i now got a call that she fainted because of the waist trainer suffocated her. Iru Aiye wo le le yi ni sin? The most annoying part. I enroll her in a gym. The instructor complains she's too lazy. I will drop her there and come back she has gone to ikeja to cold stone. Wo o ti su mi

I know am not supposed to laugh at other people's proble but I just cant help it


Posted: at 22-07-2016 12:03 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Kennycynth at 22-07-2016 12:10 PM (7 years ago)
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lol...na news be dis?
Posted: at 22-07-2016 12:10 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- firstaustin at 22-07-2016 12:24 PM (7 years ago)
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Ewe take your bae to where she go exercise. ..
Posted: at 22-07-2016 12:24 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beneno at 22-07-2016 01:06 PM (7 years ago)
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Big Belle things.l no fit laugh.is your girlfriend for Belerussia ?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-07-2016 01:06 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- EDDYPRINCE at 22-07-2016 01:10 PM (7 years ago)
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LET HER GYM MORE,, AND THE GYM INSTRUCTOR SHUD STOP COMPLAINING OF LAZINESS COZ HE WAS PAID.
Posted: at 22-07-2016 01:10 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 4tocopyvan at 22-07-2016 02:20 PM (7 years ago)
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U over fed her ,why complaining
Posted: at 22-07-2016 02:20 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- danielsony at 22-07-2016 02:26 PM (7 years ago)
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 Grin I no fit laugh
Posted: at 22-07-2016 02:26 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dynasty4all at 22-07-2016 02:34 PM (7 years ago)
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THAT MUST BE A YORUBA GIRL WITH POT BELLE
Posted: at 22-07-2016 02:34 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CHRISETTE at 22-07-2016 02:42 PM (7 years ago)
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Sorry to the brother
Posted: at 22-07-2016 02:42 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- CHRISETTE at 22-07-2016 02:42 PM (7 years ago)
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Sorry to the brother
Posted: at 22-07-2016 02:42 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- sandra78 at 22-07-2016 02:55 PM (7 years ago)
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Yes brother please take heart, that is Yoruba women for you..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2016 02:55 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- GermoDon at 22-07-2016 03:25 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: sandra78 on 22-07-2016 02:55 PM
Yes brother please take heart, that is Yoruba women for you..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
haha Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2016 03:25 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgan1 at 22-07-2016 03:49 PM (7 years ago)
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Eyaahhh,,,
Posted: at 22-07-2016 03:49 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 22-07-2016 04:52 PM (7 years ago)
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EVERYTHING NA NEWS FOR NAIJA,,POSTER BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL………………………………. HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE STATE OF NIGERIA ECONOMY Huh?? HOW?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 22-07-2016 04:52 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 22-07-2016 05:24 PM (7 years ago)
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shut up man, no be only stomach abeg carry her like that it ya cross
Posted: at 22-07-2016 05:24 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- slimmygal at 22-07-2016 05:58 PM (7 years ago)
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Let her come see me, make i tell her d secret.
Posted: at 22-07-2016 05:58 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- owolaborn at 22-07-2016 06:29 PM (7 years ago)
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start starving her she will reduce
Posted: at 22-07-2016 06:29 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kp45 at 22-07-2016 06:51 PM (7 years ago)
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Kpele
Posted: at 22-07-2016 06:51 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Markeve at 22-07-2016 07:49 PM (7 years ago)
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U don see lekpa abi.
Posted: at 22-07-2016 07:49 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 22-07-2016 09:15 PM (7 years ago)
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My guy dump her naija women are like dat especially wen dey have a b/friend dey become lazy to do anytin...
I bet u met her wen she was lekpa...
I would have dumped her longtime ago...
Posted: at 22-07-2016 09:15 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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