HILARIOUS! Husband Begs Judge To Tell His Wife To Have Quickie Sex With Him In Court

Date: 28-07-2016 7:51 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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A man shocked people in court as he begged a court judge to compel his wife to have a quickie with him in court.

B-Metro reports that Madzibaba Joshua Musanhu and his wife Kundai Musanhu have not had s*x for the past four years, as a result of that, the wife dragged the husband to court. Kundai Musanhu narrated the situation to presiding magistrate Sheunesu Matova at the Bulawayo civil court, Zimbabwe. Kundai said her husband was abusive and violent towards her and their children.

But in response to the domestic abuse allegation, Madzibaba Joshua said the issue was really about sex and religion.

“Ever since she went to South Africa and started working in a restaurant her behaviour changed completely. She has since abandoned our church doctrine as a member of an Apostolic sect as she is now wearing trousers and plaiting her hair, something which is against our church doctrine.

“From that time she started working in South Africa we never had sex, something which is now the source of our marital disputes.
“Your Worship how am I going to survive as a married man without having sex? I do not have any girlfriend since cheating is not allowed in our church. Just imagine she is going back to South Africa today (Friday) soon after the court session without even having sex with me.

“Surely, I will be very happy if you (magistrate) just compel her to quickly have sex with me before she leaves so as to end my prolonged starvation,” said Madzibaba Joshua.

Asked by the presiding magistrate Sheunesu Matova to respond to her husband’s request Madzimai Kundai said:
“He should blame himself since he was the first one to starve me. I once travelled all the way from South Africa in order to have a nice time with him and to my anger he refused to sleep with me saying he was going for a Passover.

“I later approached my aunt who advised me to seduce him by sleeping naked but it didn’t work again as he was constantly ignoring my s*x requests.

“He was also sleeping with his clothes on. Another boring issue was that whenever we had s*x he would not caress me; he was just putting it without even arousing my feelings”.
In his ruling the magistrate ordered Joshua not to verbally and physically abuse his wife who also indicated that she was no longer interested in him.



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Posted: at 28-07-2016 07:51 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Mykie010 at 28-07-2016 07:57 PM (7 years ago)
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Sex strong o.
Posted: at 28-07-2016 07:57 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- andyx99 at 28-07-2016 08:10 PM (7 years ago)
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Na WA ooo
Posted: at 28-07-2016 08:10 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- OLUCHI5 at 28-07-2016 08:13 PM (7 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha, nawa ooooooOO.
Posted: at 28-07-2016 08:13 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beneno at 28-07-2016 08:22 PM (7 years ago)
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Zimbabwe thing no dey finish for Sex Sex Sex.after reading the headline I just know say Ni only Zimbabwe this kind thing fit happen ,them too like sex,Ni so the other woman dey sex for her 4years old son present the other time  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-07-2016 08:22 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickieponga at 28-07-2016 08:34 PM (7 years ago)
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I for allow them to do am inside anoda court room.
Posted: at 28-07-2016 08:34 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- elchymo at 28-07-2016 08:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 28-07-2016 08:34 PM
I for allow them to do am inside anoda court room.
So that everybody go watch live blue film for inside court abi?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-07-2016 08:41 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- elchymo at 28-07-2016 08:51 PM (7 years ago)
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So na who come dey deny who sex na? D man say d woman no gree am chop, the woman on the oda hand say d man no gree service her Congo meat. Warisdis nau?  Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-07-2016 08:51 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 28-07-2016 09:00 PM (7 years ago)
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. HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE STATE OF NIGERIA ECONOMY Huh?? HOW?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 28-07-2016 09:00 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- christianity at 28-07-2016 09:41 PM (7 years ago)
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only in zimbabwe
Posted: at 28-07-2016 09:41 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EDDYPRINCE at 28-07-2016 10:23 PM (7 years ago)
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Zimbabwe, and sex just like fish and water
Posted: at 28-07-2016 10:23 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dareper at 28-07-2016 10:24 PM (7 years ago)
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Haha haha.. lwkmd!!!...sex sex sex. Na only God know wetin..im put there
Posted: at 28-07-2016 10:24 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Anny01 at 28-07-2016 10:34 PM (7 years ago)
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private issues are now brought bare without an iota of shame in the name of putting things right.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. what a world?
Posted: at 28-07-2016 10:34 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okatee at 28-07-2016 11:55 PM (7 years ago)
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OMO, NA SO KONJI HOLD D MAN REACH?
Posted: at 28-07-2016 11:55 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zoe61 at 29-07-2016 12:24 AM (7 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 29-07-2016 12:24 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- morgan1 at 29-07-2016 02:30 AM (7 years ago)
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Oya nau,,,,shameless man,,,
Posted: at 29-07-2016 02:30 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Haso112 at 29-07-2016 03:42 AM (7 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin THIS IS FUNNIEZ..!!!
Posted: at 29-07-2016 03:42 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CHRISETTE at 29-07-2016 08:22 AM (7 years ago)
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Lie lie man
Posted: at 29-07-2016 08:22 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- ignis99 at 29-07-2016 08:44 AM (7 years ago)
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So ridiculous
Posted: at 29-07-2016 08:44 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zezprincess at 29-07-2016 09:55 AM (7 years ago)
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Ara!!!,washing your dirty linen in public.
Posted: at 29-07-2016 09:55 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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