This Is How To Wish A Programmer A Happy New Year 2017

Date: 08-01-2017 12:09 am (7 years ago) | Author: franel
- at 8-01-2017 12:09 AM (7 years ago)
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happy_new_year 2017 ( your_life )
{
while (memory<=2016)
{
if (memory == (sorrow || pain || angry ||
hate || envy)) free (memory);
}
for ( i = 2017; 1 ; i++)
{
your_life . push (happiness);
} /* never come out of this loop*/
}
Don't check for errors Smiley


MTN came to Nigeria at a time when nobody wanted to invest in Nigeria, at a time when Nigerians did not have phones. Even Zenith Bank refused to lend MTN cash to operate, UBA rejected MTN’s offer - but today see the difference. Millions of Nigerians, and Africans have cell phones and many use MTN! And, we all know the story of the only civilian unelected President in Nigeria - Goodluck Jonathan. We know how people said he was not going to be President, they even made him acting President. Today the rest is history! What about Cowbell? When they came to Nigeria, they made milk in a sachet. Peak laughed at them - they said Cowbell was milk for the poor and they were right! 3 million poor people could afford N10 a day for a sachet of milk. Do the math - 3 million people buying milk at N10.00- that was N30million every single day. In a month they grossed N900million (almost N1billion). Even Peak have had to make sachet milk in order to survive in the market.So what have people told you? What have they said you cannot do, that you are not qualified to do, or for that matter do not have the experience to do? They told Cowbell, they told Goodluck, they told MTN, but today the story has changed. Success is not about where you graduated from, but what graduates from you!
Spend your time growing from within despite all odds. Keep the spirit!!
Get Inspired Great People!
Be ready Success is coming your way. 2017 is a different story!!


Posted: at 8-01-2017 12:09 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
- james987 at 9-01-2017 05:18 PM (7 years ago)
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Nice piece
Posted: at 9-01-2017 05:18 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 15-01-2017 07:08 AM (7 years ago)
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Cool

Posted: at 15-01-2017 07:08 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- 24magic at 9-03-2017 09:45 PM (7 years ago)
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Happy new year programmer
Posted: at 9-03-2017 09:45 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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