April Fool!!!

Date: 01-04-2010 6:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 1-04-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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COURT TRIAL . . .


Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my Bosom s.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me
now!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.


14_Inches_Long..
 
 

Posted: at 1-04-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 1-04-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4...last fools day...lol
Posted: at 1-04-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-04-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago)
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in the spirit of the season i wont say posted b4
Posted: at 1-04-2010 07:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 1-04-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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u are right ....9ice joke
Posted: at 1-04-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- masterhappy at 1-04-2010 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice joke broda, keep d fire burning
Posted: at 1-04-2010 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 1-04-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
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thank u Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 1-04-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago)
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not welcome  Tongue
Posted: at 1-04-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 2-04-2010 08:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Cool 1
Posted: at 2-04-2010 08:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 2-04-2010 09:23 AM (14 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 09:23 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 2-04-2010 09:39 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 09:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexymilla at 2-04-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- 14_Inches_Long at 2-04-2010 07:46 PM (14 years ago)
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passing and shitting in my pants!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 2-04-2010 07:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 2-04-2010 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 3-04-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago)
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yes zir  Tongue
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omooba4real at 3-04-2010 04:43 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-04-2010 04:43 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 3-04-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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