Home sick !!!!

Date: 05-04-2010 4:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 5-04-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Achmad came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put you...r head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Achmad took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! "What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick."  !!!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 5-04-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- vantheo at 5-04-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Haba!!
Posted: at 5-04-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bazemaster at 6-04-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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?
Posted: at 6-04-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-04-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 6-04-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 6-04-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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i did nt get it.
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 7-04-2010 09:19 AM (14 years ago)
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weeeetin b dis?
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 7-04-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago)
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u blind u no fit read
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 7-04-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago)
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@poster, dis wan na ya wa
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 7-04-2010 09:51 AM (14 years ago)
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zainab tell am o!
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 8-04-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
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so his hometown is full of shit
Posted: at 8-04-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sabiti at 8-04-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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bai yi ba
Posted: at 8-04-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 8-04-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago)
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lol.........
Posted: at 8-04-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-04-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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unah dey craze
Posted: at 9-04-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 9-04-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-04-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-04-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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kilo lol e?
Posted: at 9-04-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 9-04-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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am still laughing cos its funny
Posted: at 9-04-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 9-04-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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olo
Posted: at 9-04-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- qunodinga at 9-04-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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who is real funny here?
Posted: at 9-04-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 10-04-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmn
Posted: at 10-04-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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