HILARIOUS! These Are 12 You Can Do With Your Sallah Ram (MUST READ)

at 08:21 PM, 31/08/2017 (1 year ago)
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We must always be inventive with the ram as we are with many other things.

At the moment, nothing is more bae than Sallah ram provided by your Muslim friends celebrating Eid-el-Kabir.

But as Nigerians, we must always be inventive with the ram as we are with many other things.

1. Get yours into a ram fight


2. Place bets at ram fighting venues

Just so you know ram fighting is serious business

3. Take a selfie with one

… or a herd.

4. Dress it up like a nigga

This ram is so G!

5. Use as social media handle
Mazi Ibe @I_pissVodka
Ileya is coming soon.

Time for tweeps to start replacing handles with ram.

Nonsense
3:08 PM - Sep 5, 2016 · Ibadan, Nigeria


6. Give trendy names like Sai baba, Wizkid, Badoo, Undertaker, Theo Walcott and more

The ram owner and his ram named Badoo

7. Share the ram killing on the internet

Deputy Chief Imam Abuja National Mosque, Seik Ahmen Onilewura being assisted to kill Sallah ram in 2014.

8. Barbecue a ram… the entire ram

Nigerians are the best that ever did spit-roasted ram

9. Or settle for asun

Nothing is as good as having sallah ram with garri in the morning. What a delicacy!

10. Ride one like a horse

What are you doing sir?

11. Title a movie ‘Eran Ileya’. TF?

Nollywood never fails.

12. Feed the entire neighbourhood

… or state, if you’re like Fayose


gogoman at 08:31 PM, 31/08/2017 (1 year ago)
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I dey my village, i go eat Ram tire tomorrow .... SALLAH
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StGHsbs at 08:43 PM, 31/08/2017 (1 year ago)
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ejikeiyo at 10:30 PM, 31/08/2017 (1 year ago)
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WASTED GENERATION
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yeksal2017 at 11:32 PM, 31/08/2017 (1 year ago)
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arrant nonsense. be conscious of ur lord.
neither thr meat nor thr blood reach Allah but thr piety.
engaging in ram fighting and others wl make u face the wrath of Allah on the day of recompense, d day of accountability.
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blowout at 01:33 PM, 1/09/2017 (1 year ago)
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hahaha no 6.
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Novic at 12:26 AM, 26/09/2017 (1 year ago)
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This is serious ooooo..... make I just dey waka pass..... abeg I dey waka pass, I will come and comment later.
This one weak me ooooo, well life must goes on.
I dey waka come bare
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BournIdentity at 06:53 AM, 28/09/2017 (1 year ago)
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officynero at 08:47 AM, 2/10/2017 (1 year ago)
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Grin;D
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