SERIOUSLY! Unknown Dragon Flew Away With Newly Approved $486m World Bank Loan - Lai Mohammed

Date: 23-02-2018 9:45 am (6 years ago) | Author: kacy lee
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Another information is coming in that a dragon have made away with $486 million, a loan given to Nigeria by world bank. This was revealed to newsmen by Lai Muhammad minutes after the money was received from world bank, on landing the Nigerian soil, the money was made away by unknown dragon. Briefing Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Muhammad said that since the money could not be accounted for, or on his bank account the money was transfer into, maybe this time Dragon have made away with the money.
He said;

“I think, this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all, it was the rodents that drove away the president and then we now have snakes consuming about N36 million and now we have monkeys raiding farmhouse. So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that we should be very clear.”

This is coming after a shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of scratch cards, another that of a monkey which swallowed 70 million naira.


Posted: at 23-02-2018 09:45 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- james987 at 23-02-2018 09:47 AM (6 years ago)
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Buhari rule... 10/100.. Jonathan 70/100
Posted: at 23-02-2018 09:47 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- morganaldore at 23-02-2018 09:56 AM (6 years ago)
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very very very stupid poster...useless news.
Posted: at 23-02-2018 09:56 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra78 at 23-02-2018 10:04 AM (6 years ago)
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This Buhari and his co travelers are big jokes to Nigeria.....
Posted: at 23-02-2018 10:04 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- christianity at 23-02-2018 10:23 AM (6 years ago)
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only in the zoo u hear all these craps.anyway,im not surprised ur name has said it all.ttcchheewww
Posted: at 23-02-2018 10:23 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ruthie at 23-02-2018 10:52 AM (6 years ago)
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very few people understand...what he said was plainly a reference to all that has been said in line with the jamb fiasco
Posted: at 23-02-2018 10:52 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- nature7888 at 23-02-2018 11:35 AM (6 years ago)
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Stupid people
Posted: at 23-02-2018 11:35 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tunlade70 at 23-02-2018 11:45 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: ruthie on 23-02-2018 10:52 AM
very few people understand...what he said was plainly a reference to all that has been said in line with the jamb fiasco

Only u made sense in your comment.
Posted: at 23-02-2018 11:45 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ruthie at 23-02-2018 11:49 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: tunlade70 on 23-02-2018 11:45 AM
Only u made sense in your comment.
as always... my brain is functioning well
Posted: at 23-02-2018 11:49 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Wazubia at 23-02-2018 11:59 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: tunlade70 on 23-02-2018 11:45 AM
Only u made sense in your comment.
We don't want all this old skool reference. His government official, he have to go straight to the point.
Ants eat my 100million also. Wasted generation.
Posted: at 23-02-2018 11:59 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cypanyahucha at 23-02-2018 12:26 PM (6 years ago)
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Next time, it will fulani herdesmen's cattle that will make away with huge sum of money.
Posted: at 23-02-2018 12:26 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- crocatum at 23-02-2018 06:07 PM (6 years ago)
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Go straight to the point and leave the joke for comedians. My brain can't take jokes from the politician, we mean business, fix the economy.
Posted: at 23-02-2018 06:07 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slimber at 23-02-2018 07:53 PM (6 years ago)
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Please am tired of all the jokes
Posted: at 23-02-2018 07:53 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- fineboy77 at 23-02-2018 09:05 PM (6 years ago)
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They have made the country a theater of Jokes,time for the likes of Basket mouth and I Go die to warm up for the Aso rock seat.

Posted: at 23-02-2018 09:05 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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