SERIOUSLY! Unknown Dragon Flew Away With Newly Approved $486m World Bank Loan - Lai Mohammed

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Another information is coming in that a dragon have made away with $486 million, a loan given to Nigeria by world bank. This was revealed to newsmen by Lai Muhammad minutes after the money was received from world bank, on landing the Nigerian soil, the money was made away by unknown dragon. Briefing Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Muhammad said that since the money could not be accounted for, or on his bank account the money was transfer into, maybe this time Dragon have made away with the money.
He said;

“I think, this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all, it was the rodents that drove away the president and then we now have snakes consuming about N36 million and now we have monkeys raiding farmhouse. So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that we should be very clear.”

This is coming after a shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of scratch cards, another that of a monkey which swallowed 70 million naira.


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james987 at 09:47 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Buhari rule... 10/100.. Jonathan 70/100
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morganaldore at 09:56 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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very very very stupid poster...useless news.
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sandra78 at 10:04 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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This Buhari and his co travelers are big jokes to Nigeria.....
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christianity at 10:23 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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only in the zoo u hear all these craps.anyway,im not surprised ur name has said it all.ttcchheewww
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ruthie at 10:52 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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very few people understand...what he said was plainly a reference to all that has been said in line with the jamb fiasco
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nature7888 at 11:35 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Stupid people
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tunlade70 at 11:45 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Quote from: ruthie on 10:52 AM, 23/02/2018
very few people understand...what he said was plainly a reference to all that has been said in line with the jamb fiasco

Only u made sense in your comment.
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ruthie at 11:49 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Quote from: tunlade70 on 11:45 AM, 23/02/2018
Only u made sense in your comment.
as always... my brain is functioning well
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Wazubia at 11:59 AM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Quote from: tunlade70 on 11:45 AM, 23/02/2018
Only u made sense in your comment.
We don't want all this old skool reference. His government official, he have to go straight to the point.
Ants eat my 100million also. Wasted generation.
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cypanyahucha at 12:26 PM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Next time, it will fulani herdesmen's cattle that will make away with huge sum of money.
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crocatum at 06:07 PM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Go straight to the point and leave the joke for comedians. My brain can't take jokes from the politician, we mean business, fix the economy.
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slimber at 07:53 PM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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Please am tired of all the jokes
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fineboy77 at 09:05 PM, 23/02/2018 (9 months ago)
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They have made the country a theater of Jokes,time for the likes of Basket mouth and I Go die to warm up for the Aso rock seat.
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