Summer sex

Date: 10-05-2010 4:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 10-05-2010 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At
the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a
fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man." So the farmer says,
"Well you better be able to handle a few beers b...ecause there will be lotsa
drinkn' going on." College guy "Hey, I can drink just as
much as anyone else so I should do just fine." Farmer "There is also going
to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready." College guy "I have been working
hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape." Farmer says,
"Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?" College guy "Good. I have been out
here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"
Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you." !!!!!!

14_Inches

Posted: at 10-05-2010 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Ninky at 10-05-2010 04:59 PM (13 years ago)
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GAY.......................i'm out of here
Posted: at 10-05-2010 04:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 10-05-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Ashawo party...Bad Oral Groove!
Posted: at 10-05-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 10-05-2010 10:46 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 10-05-2010 10:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 11-05-2010 03:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 10-05-2010 10:46 PM
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You need to remove this dark glasses, na hin dey make you no dey see for afternoon. Everything "POSTED BEFORE" bad belly people. Joke dem no dey post than to criticise others. Are you sure you eyes no dey fail you sometimes???

You need medical checkup !!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 11-05-2010 03:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 13-05-2010 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Loling up and down
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 13-05-2010 03:40 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-05-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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but na true fedeco talk now...
@14:14, you mean say you never see this post since wey you join NP?...
Posted: at 13-05-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 13-05-2010 06:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-05-2010 04:41 PM
but na true fedeco talk now...
@14:14, you mean say you never see this post since wey you join NP?...

How many jokes I dey see per day?? Anyway, na old age don dey tell. Abeg forgive my iniquity !!!!!

How many dilluted, re-mixed, re-assembled, and re-configured ld joke we dey see daily on this forum Huh?

14_Inches
Posted: at 13-05-2010 06:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 13-05-2010 07:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol yansh buster.
Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-05-2010 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 13-05-2010 07:40 PM (13 years ago)
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correct one
Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-05-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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na lie!
Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-05-2010 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 13-05-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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how
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 15-05-2010 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 13-05-2010 08:03 PM
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Na OSANOBUA go remove all ya teeth abd replace them with plastics !!!!

So you mean youy neav see my apology Huh??

Person steal woman dem say make he drop am, he drop am, dem say make he run, hin run like mad, after all that dem come hold am again say hin no go go,  Haba that is too much..

Am angry now and I take back my apology !!!!

All my enemy no go see better thing chp lai lai.. Like OBESERE talk am !!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 15-05-2010 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 15-05-2010 06:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Olopa ewo'n tepe?

14 don para o
Posted: at 15-05-2010 06:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 15-05-2010 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis is meant 4 gay guys
Posted: at 15-05-2010 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 15-05-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Says who?
Posted: at 15-05-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenlizzy at 17-05-2010 06:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on 13-05-2010 03:13 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Loling up and down
come dat dick na real
Posted: at 17-05-2010 06:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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