Legally speaking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 06-07-2010 6:17 pm (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 6-07-2010 06:17 PM (13 years ago)
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The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.
The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I
know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect
you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.
The boss pressed on, " Who told you you could come and go as you
...please around here ?"

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,
...."My lawyer."

14_Inches

Posted: at 6-07-2010 06:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- esonu at 8-07-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmm

Posted: at 8-07-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- plainheart at 8-07-2010 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-07-2010 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 8-07-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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?

Posted: at 8-07-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 12-07-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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dont start what u cannot finish..
Posted: at 12-07-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 12-07-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh??

Posted: at 12-07-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- plainheart at 12-07-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sydneyiyke on 12-07-2010 12:45 PM
dont start what u cannot finish..

Are U refering to the poster? just been curious
Posted: at 12-07-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Harnon at 12-07-2010 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Errrrrrrrrm......
Posted: at 12-07-2010 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 12-07-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 12-07-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-07-2010 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 13-07-2010 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BabangidaTukur at 13-07-2010 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
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go findout the meaning of 'funny', please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 13-07-2010 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tambeiort at 16-07-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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14, where have being? i dont just open any joke unless yours. this is funny. sorry for those bosses hat have affairs with their employees. her lawyer was aware of the affair, and i believe her boss surely changed d topic.
Posted: at 16-07-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 16-07-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmm

Posted: at 16-07-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 16-07-2010 01:32 PM (13 years ago)
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na war..
Posted: at 16-07-2010 01:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 17-07-2010 01:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: tambeiort on 16-07-2010 10:45 AM
14, where have being? i dont just open any joke unless yours. this is funny. sorry for those bosses hat have affairs with their employees. her lawyer was aware of the affair, and i believe her boss surely changed d topic.

Thanks pals. I have hiding somewhere. there are some newbies on NP and they are causing chaos here. I only ran for cover !!!!

Am now back for better..

Cheers..

14_Inches
Posted: at 17-07-2010 01:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-07-2010 08:39 AM (13 years ago)
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good 1 from a comedy legend

Posted: at 18-07-2010 08:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AskGod at 18-07-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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meaningless.
Posted: at 18-07-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 20-07-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 17-07-2010 01:13 PM
Quote from: tambeiort on 16-07-2010 10:45 AM
14, where have being? i dont just open any joke unless yours. this is funny. sorry for those bosses hat have affairs with their employees. her lawyer was aware of the affair, and i believe her boss surely changed d topic.

Thanks pals. I have hiding somewhere. there are some newbies on NP and they are causing chaos here. I only ran for cover !!!!

Am now back for better..

Cheers..

14_Inches
newbies are causing a lot of pro hre.
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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