"WHAT A MAN CAN DO A WOMAN CAN DO BETTER" (Page 14)

CAN A WOMAN BE THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA?

Posted: at 4-10-2010 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

may be but not now

Posted: at 4-10-2010 09:44 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master

WHO WAS ON FIRST?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you
can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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Posted: at 5-10-2010 08:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

lol of course its not hard

Posted: at 5-10-2010 08:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

When God finished the creation of Adam and Eve, He told them: I only have two gifts remained: The first is the art of peeing standing...
I!!!,I!!!, I!!!,- Adam said "I want it, please, Lord, me, me ... give it to me, yes??It would make my life much easier ...
Eva consented, and said that these things have no importance.
God therefore gave the gift to Adam.
Adam shouted with joy, ran into the garden of Eden and was pissing on trees.
He ran on the beach, making various designs with his own pee on the sand.
God and Eve noticed the man mad of joy and Eve asked God:What is the other gift?
God answered: Brain, Eva, brain ...

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Posted: at 5-10-2010 08:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

hahahahaha BS pls no kill me wit laff ooo 

Posted: at 5-10-2010 10:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

very funny BS

Posted: at 5-10-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

this is no joke ooo

Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master

yes oooooooooooo.. sure bankar..............

Posted: at 5-10-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

me i never take anythings concerning my lord as joke ooo

Posted: at 5-10-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master