THE GREATEST INSULT FROM A...

Date: 16-10-2010 11:49 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Michael Omo
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- at 16-10-2010 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Guys, what's the greatest insult u've ever received from a woman?
Ladies, what's the greatest insult u've ever received from a man?

A lady has been troubling me to have an affair with her. I never new she was enticed by my height, she thought I will have a long d**k due to my height. After two complete months she troubled me, my friends adviced me to do it. Well, we got to the ho**l, and we had a little b*d play, but it was unfortunate that when  she needed me, she did not see what she expected. So IT'S THIS SHORT THING U'RE ALWAYS PROUD OF; she said, as she stood up angrily and set to go. Come on, u can't go like that, I replied.



Posted: at 16-10-2010 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mazi at 16-10-2010 11:53 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm....so she was expecting 10inches..
if u hv average length of 6 nd it's too small for her, then she is d one who has questions to ansa.
Posted: at 16-10-2010 11:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- typicalman84 at 16-10-2010 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Haha... you are such a clown son....

Posted: at 16-10-2010 11:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoney at 17-10-2010 12:00 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahaha hey poster oppss am speechless
Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 17-10-2010 12:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol you got a small wee wee
Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:01 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mazi at 17-10-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
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Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sixtyhoney at 17-10-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahah lol  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin chai
Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- typicalman84 at 17-10-2010 12:04 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Vixenx on 17-10-2010 12:01 AM
Lol you got a small wee wee
His wee wee got the national smallest equipment award.

Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 17-10-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:03 AM
..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
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Stop being very anti-social dude.

Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 17-10-2010 12:07 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:05 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:03 AM
..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
(

Stop being very anti-social dude.

....d oracle, ur dude?
Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:07 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- typicalman84 at 17-10-2010 12:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:07 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:05 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:03 AM
..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
(

Stop being very anti-social dude.

....d oracle, ur dude?


Ok man. I'm done with you kinfolk.

Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 17-10-2010 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:08 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:07 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:05 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:03 AM
..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
(

Stop being very anti-social dude.

....d oracle, ur dude?


Ok man. I'm done with you kinfolk.
Grin Grin Grin....good boy, u learn fast.
Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:10 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omorewa at 17-10-2010 12:21 AM (13 years ago)
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lol Tongue

Posted: at 17-10-2010 12:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DiannaB at 17-10-2010 01:02 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL OH LORD
Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:02 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MelanieJayne at 17-10-2010 01:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Oh my gosh, she actually got up and left...?? Cheesy
Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 17-10-2010 01:23 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:10 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:08 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:07 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:05 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:03 AM
..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
(

Stop being very anti-social dude.

....d oracle, ur dude?


Ok man. I'm done with you kinfolk.
Grin Grin Grin....good boy, u learn fast.


Mazi thanks 4 telling him where he belongs i think he is really fresh in naijapals  Wink
Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 17-10-2010 01:26 AM (13 years ago)
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@ poster  this girl is not for u mayb she will c who she is looking for someday, GOD created u as a unique person in d best way for ur real woman not  for some tester  girl she is not even worth having sex with u
Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 17-10-2010 01:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 17-10-2010 01:23 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:10 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:08 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:07 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on 17-10-2010 12:05 AM
Quote from: mazi on 17-10-2010 12:03 AM
..... Huh? young man, is it d Oracle u r calling a clown nd son?
i hope not!!! >:
(

Stop being very anti-social dude.

....d oracle, ur dude?


Ok man. I'm done with you kinfolk.
Grin Grin Grin....good boy, u learn fast.


Mazi thanks 4 telling him where he belongs i think he is really fresh in naijapals  Wink


OK. Young lady I think I've heard enough of your empty blabs... I think you should go and sort out issues you have with whoever it is you have it with and not me. I think you have gone bunkers. Mazi and I were simply jokinig around. I think you should put your mouth where it belongs and stop trying to stir up stuff.

Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- truenaija2 at 17-10-2010 01:51 AM (13 years ago)
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i pity u
Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 17-10-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: truenaija2 on 17-10-2010 01:51 AM
i pity u

Eh! The pitying goes to your husband and son.

Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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