HOW TO TOAST A GIRL (Page 2)

Date: 01-11-2008 2:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: PRINCE OBINECHE
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- digitalman at 1-11-2008 11:10 PM (15 years ago)
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i wonder oo Huh?
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eagleseyez at 1-11-2008 11:15 PM (15 years ago)
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guys wey no fit toast, i dey help them cry
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 1-11-2008 11:18 PM (15 years ago)
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stuff her a$$ in d toaster, i guess....lol
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- digitalman at 1-11-2008 11:30 PM (15 years ago)
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just say hi, hello, how r u/ who r u/ then show her the koko if she dont listen.
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eagleseyez at 1-11-2008 11:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: digitalman on  1-11-2008 11:30 PM
just say hi, hello, how r u/ who r u/ then show her the koko if she dont listen.


what is the koko... explain
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- digitalman at 1-11-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: eagleseyez on  1-11-2008 11:34 PM
Quote from: digitalman on  1-11-2008 11:30 PM
just say hi, hello, how r u/ who r u/ then show her the koko if she dont listen.


what is the koko... explain

Dbanj go help me explain am but no long thing for the koko na
Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akjasper at 2-11-2008 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: princemech on  1-11-2008 02:23 PM
PLS CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO TOAST A GIRL AND WHATS ITS TAKES TO GET THERE MIND BECUZ AM STILL A VIRGIN ?

Ohhh sorry but i knw only how to roast girls nt toast...
Posted: at 2-11-2008 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- bayewu at 2-11-2008 03:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Well,all i wanna say is that no one needs to teach you how,but all i need to teach you is that go build your confidence because if you go to them they can't slap.
Posted: at 2-11-2008 03:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- christiana at 2-11-2008 05:35 AM (15 years ago)
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i think confidence is alot, cos i won't even look at a guy dat as no confidence in himself. as weird as it sounds i think being cofident is one of the most attractive things in a guy, now, i don't mean over confidence.......big difference, cos being over confident just makes u sound corky. so u've got to look confident enough while approaching her. that's the first step in asking a gal out on a date, for me anyway.
Posted: at 2-11-2008 05:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princemech at 2-11-2008 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: christiana on  2-11-2008 05:35 AM
i think confidence is alot, cos i won't even look at a guy dat as no confidence in himself. as weird as it sounds i think being cofident is one of the most attractive things in a guy, now, i don't mean over confidence.......big difference, cos being over confident just makes u sound corky. so u've got to look confident enough while approaching her. that's the first step in asking a gal out on a date, for me anyway.
CHRISTIANA THANKS FOR UR ADVISE INFACT U DESARVE DIS FLOWER
Posted: at 2-11-2008 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-11-2008 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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if u see a nice gurl u want, u catch her and put her in the oven. Then the toasting begins. After that u bring her out n tell she's lookin fine instead of ugly. Then ur ar done. That's it

Posted: at 2-11-2008 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prencess at 2-11-2008 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: princemech on  1-11-2008 02:23 PM
PLS CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO TOAST A GIRL AND WHATS ITS TAKES TO GET THERE MIND BECUZ AM STILL A VIRGIN ?


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Posted: at 2-11-2008 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ifeyemi5 at 2-11-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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lol you put her in the stove oven,to 360 degree.and make you you check every 30 mins maybe its done.if not done you try again.
Posted: at 2-11-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prencess at 2-11-2008 03:24 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 2-11-2008 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osituga at 2-11-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 2-11-2008 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- digitalman at 2-11-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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to where?
Posted: at 2-11-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kemp at 2-11-2008 05:59 PM (15 years ago)
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...emh

Posted: at 2-11-2008 05:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prencess at 2-11-2008 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 2-11-2008 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yvonnezang at 3-11-2008 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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just tell her ni hao,ni shufan meyuo,ni chu naili,ni daa soma minshi and woo shaini to puonyo and she will answer its ok we can be lovers,thats all
Posted: at 3-11-2008 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- mazi at 4-11-2008 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: princemech on  1-11-2008 02:23 PM
PLS CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO TOAST A GIRL AND WHATS ITS TAKES TO GET THERE MIND BECUZ AM STILL A VIRGIN ?
very simple..do u like butter or marmelade?...is it cheese.
whichever....just butter them well
put them inside toaster
time it....dats it.
Posted: at 4-11-2008 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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