OBJ's Lie Clock

Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of> > St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of> clocks> > behind her. She asked, "What are all those> > clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are> Lie-Clocks.> > Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,> the> > hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"> said> > Stella, "whose clock is that?"> "That's> > Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never> moved,> > indicating that he never told a
 lie."> > "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose> is that> > one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi> > Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice,> telling us> > that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."> > "Where's my husband Obasanjo's> clock?"> > asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in> Jesus'> > office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Posted: at 1-11-2008 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

I CAN SEE UR TALENT EM MY YOUNG MAN EVEN IF NA TO TALK THE SAME JOKE 100 TIMES AND SAY NOBODY LAFF. ALL NA TALENT

Posted: at 1-11-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

this joke has been posted b4

Posted: at 1-11-2008 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmmmmmm.....

Posted: at 3-11-2008 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na cement back dem take bundle you for here. wetin de do you? oya fly commot. kia

Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make una free emmie. na im ojofree work na im e dey do so.

Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

waka fast b4 u go piss for body oh

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Onyi no mind rezi jare, na sign of kolo 4 u. Rezi if u lie ur own fan go pass IBJ own.

Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

na suggestion oh

Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

his lye is uncountable

Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac