Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

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at 11:25 AM, 14/12/2010 (7 years ago)
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The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


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Everton at 11:26 AM, 14/12/2010 (7 years ago)
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Unbelievable
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bittersweet at 10:28 PM, 14/12/2010 (7 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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kinkino at 08:44 PM, 20/12/2010 (7 years ago)
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....................
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Dan_Fulani at 11:27 AM, 25/12/2010 (7 years ago)
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This is a story fabricated to sell newspapers. Dead men do not have erections.
Even with Viagra.......No sir. If he is dead, his john thomas is dead also.

dan fulani
(Mohammed Maiduguri)
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Blaze91 at 02:34 AM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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woooooowwwwwwwwww Shocked
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Adaokila at 02:22 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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onyiis at 02:51 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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what a story !!

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Ninky at 03:59 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry >:(i refuse 2 b deceived Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked :odnt force me 2, cos i will sue Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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giftmurphy at 05:55 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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add12 at 06:33 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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big lie  Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Ijah4real at 06:49 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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This is complete fallacy. Sue her for accusing the dead.
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giftmurphy at 11:59 PM, 22/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Dan_Fulani on 11:27 AM, 25/12/2010
This is a story fabricated to sell newspapers. Dead men do not have erections.
Even with Viagra.......No sir. If he is dead, his john thomas is dead also.

dan fulani
(Mohammed Maiduguri)

truuuuuuuu
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mallorca at 01:57 AM, 23/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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Imposible is nothing

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cadanre at 09:26 AM, 23/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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Bazemaster at 12:39 PM, 23/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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i can't believe

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AlphaOscar at 12:51 PM, 23/09/2011 (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Everton on 11:25 AM, 14/12/2010
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
Very funny, if she gives birth what's she going too tell her child the the child asks about his/her father. Huh?
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bellocity at 07:10 AM, 23/10/2011 (7 years ago)
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IT LL GANNA HAPPEND IN MOVIE DONT YOU CRAPS US  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
AND WHO'S THE DIRECTOR OF THIS MOVIE GRAB THE ROLE Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes WHAT'A CREEPY LIE
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ajanni at 07:26 AM, 23/10/2011 (7 years ago)
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bloody liar
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kebella at 07:32 AM, 23/10/2011 (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Dan_Fulani on 11:27 AM, 25/12/2010
This is a story fabricated to sell newspapers. Dead men do not have erections.
Even with Viagra.......No sir. If he is dead, his john thomas is dead also.

dan fulani
(Mohammed Maiduguri)

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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