2011 election poem

Date: 09-04-2011 6:43 am (13 years ago) | Author: JOHN-BOSCO NELLY CHICO
- at 9-04-2011 06:43 AM (13 years ago)
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2011 ELECTION POEM (IF I COULD MAKE IT)

I am President Goodluck Jonathan
If i could make it... You too can make it.
As a young boy, i trek 3km to school on bear foot everyday
If i could make it... You too can make it.
As a prudent, diligent and hardworking person, i rose from poverty to president
If i could make it... You too can make it.

I am General Muhammadu Buhari
If i could make it... You too can make it.
As a coup plotter, i over-thrown a democratically elected government
If i could make it... You too can make it.
As a radical extremist, i worked hard to enthrone sharia law in Nigeria
If i could make it... You too can make it.

I am Mallam Nuhu Ribadu
If i could make it... You too can make it.
As an opportunist, i rose to become the EFCC Chairman
If i could make it... You too can make it.
As a Tinubu puppet, i rose to become ACN presidential candidate
If i could make it... You too can make it.

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- vantheo at 9-04-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  9-04-2011 11:12 AM
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better come back steph...........
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