Jack and Jill

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the
next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the
manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager
decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor
Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.


Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest,
and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the
manager went up to her and said, Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know
whether to lay you or Jack off.


Jill said, Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus.