good inlaw

Date: 05-03-2012 5:17 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 5-03-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Enjoy d Joke.                                   A man went 2 meet his father in law 2b
and was chewing gum. The
father in law 2b now told him in a
harsh voice 'young man ur coming 2
seek 4 my daughter's hand
in marriage and ur chewing gum dats
a sign of disrespect':O . Huh? young Man-: 'sir I only chew gum
when I smoke or drink
The Old man:'u mean u smoke and
drink and ur here 2 seek 4my
daughter's hand in marriage?':/
D young man :'sir I only drink and
smoke when I go 2 club'
D old man:' u mean u club?':s.
D young man: 'am sorry sir I started
clubbing wen I came out of prison.'
D old man: 'u mean u went to prison?' :O
b4?.
D young man:'Sorry sir I went 2jail
when I killed somebody'.
D old man : 'u mean u ve
killed somebody b4?':O:O:O 
D young man: 'Sir it happened out of
Anger, it was d man I wanted 2
marry his daughter and he refused so
I killed him'
D old man: Ur highly welcome my
son, u r on d right track, ur d best and
d right man 4 my daughter

Posted: at 5-03-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- at 5-03-2012 05:59 PM (12 years ago)
chi i no even say pb4 or post uncountable
i just pass ni  Shocked
Posted: at 5-03-2012 05:59 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Splendidndy at 5-03-2012 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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D OLD MAN NO WAN DIE? Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-03-2012 06:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 5-03-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 5-03-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 5-03-2012 09:47 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-03-2012 09:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2012 10:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Make i pass b4 the boy kill me
Posted: at 5-03-2012 10:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 6-03-2012 06:27 AM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley we don c dis joke b4 d copy and paste no good next time try edit
Posted: at 6-03-2012 06:27 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 6-03-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 6-03-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: monasea on  6-03-2012 06:27 AM
Smiley we don c dis joke b4 d copy and paste no good next time try edit

tellam for ram
Posted: at 6-03-2012 07:06 PM (12 years ago) |
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- ebuhansdsome at 6-03-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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u too much
Posted: at 6-03-2012 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 6-03-2012 09:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Emejuru and monasea bad belle go kill una
Posted: at 6-03-2012 09:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 7-03-2012 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2012 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 7-03-2012 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2012 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-03-2012 04:00 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: chummyli on  6-03-2012 09:37 PM
Emejuru and monasea bad belle go kill una

na water water belle go do you  Cheesy
Posted: at 7-03-2012 04:00 PM (12 years ago) |
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- eddy5050 at 7-03-2012 10:27 PM (12 years ago)
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thumb up, i cant just stop laughing
Posted: at 7-03-2012 10:27 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 8-03-2012 01:46 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmn
Posted: at 8-03-2012 01:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 8-03-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago)
ok na!!!!!!!
Posted: at 8-03-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 9-03-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks ma ppl except emejuru
Posted: at 9-03-2012 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MacDaniel at 9-03-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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killers  Shocked Shocked choi ......where the joke start  Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anboy2yk at 9-03-2012 05:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 9-03-2012 05:22 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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