Smart Guy!

Date: 31-03-2012 5:58 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Femi Salman
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- at 31-03-2012 05:58 PM (12 years ago)
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A college student had
failed his final law
exams and approached
with a proposition.
"Prof, do u know
everything about the
law?" he asked.
"Absolutely, otherwise I
wouldn't be lecturing u
on the subject" he
replied.
The student continued;
"If u can answer this
question, I will accept
my grades but if not, u
will agree to score me
an 'A'".
Prof laughed but agreed.
The boy continued,
"What is legal but not
logical, logical but not
legal and neither legal
nor logical?"
The professor thought
about it for hours with
no answer.
He eventually had to
give up as he really did
not know and gave the
boy his 'A'.
The following day at
lecture, the prof was
still struggling with d
question and decided to
put his students to
test:
"Class, what is legal but
not logical, logical but
not legal and neither
legal nor logical?"
He paused for a second
in shock when all the
students raised their
hands with a possible
answer.
He pointed out one
student and waited:
"Sir, u are 65, married to
a 28 yrs old woman,
this is legal but not
logical. Ur wife is having
an affair with a 23 year
old boy, this is logical
but not legal. Ur wife's
boyfriend has failed his
exam and yet u have
given him an 'A', that is
neither logical nor legal".
The professor
collapsed...!


Posted: at 31-03-2012 05:58 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 31-03-2012 06:12 PM (12 years ago)
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ok u try

Posted: at 31-03-2012 06:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-03-2012 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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but make u try dey arrange ur post make e dey in other.............even if u copy 4rm sum wia try to arrange am be u post

Posted: at 31-03-2012 06:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 31-03-2012 09:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 31-03-2012 06:15 PM
but make u try dey arrange ur post make e dey in other.............even if u copy 4rm sum wia try to arrange am be u post
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 31-03-2012 09:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 31-03-2012 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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jossy d man
PB4

Posted: at 31-03-2012 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-04-2012 06:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 31-03-2012 10:00 PM
jossy d man
PB4

Terry  Terry
I no knw say na pb4.........maybe na when I dey on leave

Posted: at 1-04-2012 06:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-04-2012 07:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-04-2012 06:52 AM
Terry  Terry
I no knw say na pb4.........maybe na when I dey on leave
abi. Hw u dy

Posted: at 1-04-2012 07:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- femiparadise at 1-04-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Input joke;
If joke is ph4 then
" print error 504";
Else
Print "u try"
End;


Poster, wetin u input....
Posted: at 1-04-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 1-04-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 1-04-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-04-2012 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  1-04-2012 07:34 AM
abi. Hw u dy

am gud.........hw ur side?

Posted: at 1-04-2012 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Sallychizzl3 at 2-04-2012 11:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Everythng na pb4?
Na wa 4 u ppl o.

Posted: at 2-04-2012 11:10 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 2-04-2012 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 2-04-2012 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 2-04-2012 02:51 PM (12 years ago)
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nawa o
Posted: at 2-04-2012 02:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-04-2012 06:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 3-04-2012 06:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-04-2012 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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ok nah

Posted: at 3-04-2012 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Thayay at 3-04-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 3-04-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 3-04-2012 10:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm

Posted: at 3-04-2012 10:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-04-2012 11:18 PM (12 years ago)
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dis 1 wey u dey do hmmmm............u sure say u no mess Huh?.........cuz I c u when u dey eat beans for mama iyabo place

Posted: at 3-04-2012 11:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-04-2012 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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N ur mouth dey smell me Huh?

Posted: at 4-04-2012 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femiparadise at 4-04-2012 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  3-04-2012 11:18 PM
dis 1 wey u dey do hmmmm............u sure say u no mess Huh?.........cuz I c u when u dey eat beans for mama iyabo place

so, u too know mama iyabo if nt, hw u take knw say him chop for mama iyabo..
anyway... me just eat beans and akara finish for there...i even look for u there and i no see u...
abi u don eat ur rice and yam and makaroni before i com...
maybe we go see tomoro
Posted: at 4-04-2012 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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