y do I have to cover anythn??!??......we r exercising the power of the word 'PUBLIC'......................lyk I said....If I wanna be public wit ma titties Imma display ma boobs on 'GIRLS GONE WILD'.....................

....If I wanted the whole world to see ma titties.......Imma Bosom feed a grown man and put it on YOUTUBE!!!..............buh am Bosom feeding ma own baby!!!!.....I gotta give him/her some respect by doing it in private!!!!!........Wat a stupid question!!!!

u got some major explaining to do!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........................Holy Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!....How de phyuk did I miss this?..............neways.......Horse-shit!!................no homos no skittles....I aint hating no one.......buh jus cuz of this shitty stuffs that aint worth nothing...pple r acting lyk paupers??!!.............phyuk!.....DISQUALIFY THEM ALL AND BE FAIR!!!............bunch of suckers..................no offence....jus saying.......

y de phyuk is this news??.................she's jus embracing her culture jus as Nigerians do and get so phyuking loud bout!!!...............and for phyuk sakes she aint naked!!!!!.....she's got some piece of fabric on!!!!!!!..........................mindless shit!!!

aint this some shit!............................y'all are bunch of jobless motherphyukers!!.......................y not go ahead and arrest pple on wheelchairs too.....since its another means on transporting oneself.........bloody scumbags.......!!!!

well....u did last longer than I thot.....................b4 I forget..y de phyuk r u wit this ugly ass dude......go get urself sm1 as creamy as u r...............or u cld jus take perfect care of u and ur lil one............not to worry....u seem strong...ul b fyn....

jus divide de 97 u need by 2 = 48.5...............u give them both an extra 1 buck each.....49.5 each...u r then left wit 1 naira..............................49.5(mom) + 49.5(dad) + 1(with u) = 100bucks..................simple............

y do pple start sentences wit 'ma pastor said.....ma bishop said....ma momma said.......'..............mehn...do wHachu want and live wit either regret or pride.........simple...its wat makes ya a MAN!....

I had an inkling that this kid must be either Indian or Pakistan....................well............he's blessed then....

R.I.P to haters!!!...................don't care nd don't wanna knw!!!

mehn.....I read alot of relationship stuffs here and it jus makes me wonder.............Why wld pple endure sick relationships and complain to listening ears??....I understand situations may smtyms cause or justify sm1 sticking arnd until they've got de opportunity to leave......I am not referring to them. I am basically talking bout pple who've got de ability to leave buh r gluttons for punishment(they jus crave discomfort at their own expense)......Some of us knw de guy whose gurlfriend has bigger BALLS than he does and she doesn’t mind showing them off in public jus to emasculate him.....De guy even reminds you of a castrated dog whose body was turned inside out and can’t be distinguished frm a female,  he’s forced to pick out holiday cards six months in advance and even attend lame parties......Or de gurl whose guy wldn’t fight sleep buh he doesn’t mind goin a couple of rounds with her,  he’s jealous, controlling, manipulative and a huge cheater.......He's emotionally checked out of de 'relationship' lyk a dirty hotel buh makes sure she doesn’t/can't leave............

........Many of us have already expressed our concern to our frnds and disapproval of their toxic relationships........buh their fear of being alone or “addiction” to their partners has prevented them frm making a healthy choice......We all don’t wanna believe in de cliche, “life is short” so then since "Life is long" why not enjoy it with someone who enjoys you!!........

Y'all need to start R.I.P-ing stuffs dat aint making ur lives easy........lyk

- R.I.P to Deadbeat folks/in-laws....

- R.I.P to de women who don’t wanna talk bout sex during de first conversation. 'Life is short'....

- R.I.P to attractive guys who screw up by talking too much too soon bout sex....

- R.I.P to SELF-HATRED e.g. physical traits dat you r willing to ensure de prevention of dis trait frm occurring in de next generation.(y r u worried bout de next generation??)

- R.I.P to anythn u don't feel comfortable wit................


....it sucks when pple 'create' problems for themselves........If U don't likey...then R.I.P it!!.....

lemme guess............and u jus cried and complained!!!??................................mehn......she jus assaulted ur kid....she shl be hide bars for de rest of her life!!................neways..................no born human will try dat stunt with me!!.....am a wild boar....u don't wanna phyuk with me...................get her ass to jail and turn a blind eye to de word 'mother-in-law'.................horse shit!

Nothing!.........

1.     When will girls be faithful for once?..........................................NEVER!
2.     Why is it that no matter how u try in taking care of a girl, immediately she see's someone better than u, she dumps u for the other guy without remembering wat u have done for her? ................................... dats ur answer!
3.     Why is it that girls are never satisfy with wat u are given them?.................cuz we r gurls!!!!!


Next pathetic question pls!!!!!

omg!!!...................dunno wat to make outta this buh I likey cuz its dang funny!...

Holy Hell!!!!....................y not jus have an abortion than goin thru de stress of dumping babies or better still why not dump de baby in a place wer he/she will be well taken care of.....

haha.........aint this some shit??..........................well......I still have some spot to hide bodies incase ur thinking in dat direction..............mi dear move on!!!!......y de phyuk do ladies need to be told de obvious thing to do!!!!!

u r amazing!!! ............so u broke up with her cuz she 'speaks in tongue'??...y not ask God to help u wit de translations............and de other is a sex tool and u don't likey??.............Man u got huge problems!!...