Not bad, I cud add a few to d list

Don't have one yet

Nope would my merrily strolling ma kingdom with ma pendulum swinging

was with a crazy ex at a hotel room after a crazy night out and things got hot and we had a thoroughly gratifying bout of wrestling, her phone rings a she talks for a while then tells me her friend whom she has told me about was coming over, was bit disappointed cuz was bout ready for another bout, in walks the cutest thing i'd ever seen, after the intros and all i give them a minute alone, when i get back didn't find her so i got back in the saddle and was getting set for the ride when the bathroom door opens and ma jaw dropped to the floor, almost went impotent with shock, she had the body of a goddess, my ex laughed and push me away, turned to her friend and said run him down, couldn't walk straight for days

don't get you, please re-phrase

@kennee this guys go spoil show for us

sorry been told am a cold fish, so can't help ya

a woman to love me for who i am, not what i am
a woman that understands that it's ok for me to cry and actual offer her laps or chest for me to cry on
a woman that knows understands she determines where the relationship goes and how fast it goes
a woman that knows how my pleasure points and pressure points
a woman that knows it's ok for me to be insecure somethings(basically i want her fully undivided attention)
a woman that knows how share a joke and take one
my best friend
a confidante
a critique
an adviser
a sister
a mother and a slut in bed

kennee, i dey suspect you

Bros Dat na blackmail........

  God u crack me up

Bros wetin? mail me make i give u site wey u fit get as many as u can handle

ehnn???

U talk sense for here ooohhh

all of una dey form now, some people ear go tear

wedding??? where???, enuf bridesmaids shei

OGBORIKOKO JUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wetin dey happen 4 here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nna na wao!!!

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
                                         ~Ann Landers~

any man that raises his hands against the woman he claims to love does not deserve love