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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Curfew set in Nigerian city of Jos after clashes on: 1-12-2008 10:10 AM
The whole world is in turmoil because of what I call THE GREAT DECEPTION! It is a lie that faithfuls of a certain religion are told to make them believe they can enter an afterlife of peace and abundance by shedding the blood of "INFIDELS". This singular lie is responsible for most of the terrorism and hate crimes that the world is suffering from today.

There is nothing that can make a man more bloodthirsty than a promise of reward for his bloody crime! The fight is not one of arms or weapons, but the dismantling of this great deception. If only their brothers in hell could come back to give their testimonies, maybe they'd have a rethink.

Education will, to some extent do damage to this evil, mind-bending lie, but unfortunately the tools with which these religious and political plotters carry out their evil are the uneducated, frustrated, less privileged fanatics who are tired of life anyway, but don't mind taking a few lives on their way down, in order to get a non-existent reward in the afterlife.

May the light of God gain penetration in the northern regions of our beloved nation, Amen.
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / McCain Fans on: 30-10-2008 05:02 PM
A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a McCain supporter, asked her 4th grade class, "How many of you are McCain fans?"
Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a McCain fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a McCain fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."
The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher askd, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,"That would make me a McCain fan!"
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