McCain Fans

Date: 30-10-2008 5:02 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ikenna Okonkwo
- at 30-10-2008 05:02 PM (16 years ago)
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A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a McCain supporter, asked her 4th grade class, "How many of you are McCain fans?"
Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a McCain fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a McCain fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."
The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher askd, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,"That would make me a McCain fan!"

Posted: at 30-10-2008 05:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- segxi at 30-10-2008 07:04 PM (16 years ago)
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ah
Posted: at 30-10-2008 07:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 30-10-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago)
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BROS YOU NO MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
Posted: at 30-10-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 30-10-2008 11:43 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin concern us Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 30-10-2008 11:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-11-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Haha.Nice one...
Posted: at 3-11-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 3-11-2008 08:08 PM (16 years ago)
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lmao...soooooooooooooo true....that's one smart little kid   Grin
Posted: at 3-11-2008 08:08 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lonelysnow at 3-11-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago)
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funny indeed
Posted: at 3-11-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 29-09-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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duh!
Posted: at 29-09-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 14-11-2009 09:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Ie no funie
Posted: at 14-11-2009 09:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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